Take a look at Greg Oden and you would guess he is in his mid-40s and has a grandbaby on the way.

Take a look at his name, and you might mistake it for Greg OLDen.

But take a look at his recreation and his audience, and you know right away: Yep, dude’s still a kid.

No, fuzzy nipples isn’t a drink, in this case. Same thing with a fuzzy navel, though Tiger Woods has one of those, too.

Woods is the cover boy of Vanity Fair’s February issue. The magazine’s celebrity photographer, Annie Leibovitz, has not confirmed when the shot of Woods was taken, but the magazine does state that the “raw, never before seen” photo shoot took place before the golfer’s fall from grace.

But we don’t really care when the photo was taken; we want to know how. You know the question that is burning in our mind: Did Tiger tap Leibovitz with his putter in order for her to get his permission for a shot like this?

From the Boise State/TCU game: