We begin with the Lingerie Bowl, which “was first aired during Super Bowl XXXVIII in 2004 with New York Euphoria losing to the Los Angeles Dream by a score of 6-0.”

Now with a dedicated league for the ladies, this year’s Lingerie Bowl will actually mean something, like the NBA All-Star game:

“Lingerie Bowl VII is scheduled to feature the winners of the LFL’s Western and Eastern Conference opposite Super Bowl XLIV’s halftime show in Miami, Florida on February 7, 2010. The Western Conference Los Angeles Temptation will play the Eastern Conference Chicago Bliss.”

Gotta love Super Bowl betting.