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Great Moments In Super Bowl History

February 6th, 2010 Reezy No comments

We begin with the Lingerie Bowl, which “was first aired during Super Bowl XXXVIII in 2004 with New York Euphoria losing to the Los Angeles Dream by a score of 6-0.”

Now with a dedicated league for the ladies, this year’s Lingerie Bowl will actually mean something, like the NBA All-Star game:

“Lingerie Bowl VII is scheduled to feature the winners of the LFL’s Western and Eastern Conference opposite Super Bowl XLIV’s halftime show in Miami, Florida on February 7, 2010. The Western Conference Los Angeles Temptation will play the Eastern Conference Chicago Bliss.”

Gotta love Super Bowl betting.

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In an effort to emotionalize Michael Vick signing, Chris Mortensen tries describing life raised by a single black parent

August 14th, 2009 Reezy No comments

mortOn his gaudy RV Football Tour Ship, Chris Mortensen sleeps in a master bedroom while his four producers are bunked in a hallway.

That’s Christ Mortensen to those not on camera.

Makes it hard to believe Christ was raised by a single black parent.

But the beat goes on.

And that’s the latest from Buffalo.

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OMG: Bill Plaschke doesn’t even pretend he’s not a complete homer

July 22nd, 2009 Reezy 1 comment

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Developing: When did Mark Sanchez’s little brother sign a Crest endorsement?

July 22nd, 2009 Reezy 1 comment
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OFFICIAL: Time to start questioning North Dakota’s sexuality, sanity

July 17th, 2009 Reezy 1 comment

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EA Sports new marketing campaign just like its old one

July 13th, 2009 Reezy 1 comment

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