No, fuzzy nipples isn’t a drink, in this case. Same thing with a fuzzy navel, though Tiger Woods has one of those, too.
Woods is the cover boy of Vanity Fair’s February issue. The magazine’s celebrity photographer, Annie Leibovitz, has not confirmed when the shot of Woods was taken, but the magazine does state that the “raw, never before seen” photo shoot took place before the golfer’s fall from grace.
But we don’t really care when the photo was taken; we want to know how. You know the question that is burning in our mind: Did Tiger tap Leibovitz with his putter in order for her to get his permission for a shot like this?
Alex Rodriguez has a brand new World Series ring from his recent win with the Yankees, but the third baseman won’t have a wedding ring for Kate Hudson.
A-Rod and Hudson have broken up, according to US Magazine.
Sources say the couple broke it off peacefully, without the use of golf clubs or the necessity of running into a fire hydrant and a tree.
TSC Note: This is the fifth straight blog post in which we used a Tiger Woods joke. We’re aiming for a Guinness World Record.
“They say Tiger made a mistake or 10,
But is he really that different from other men,
Who would gladly trade him just to see,
What it’s like to have an opportunity,
To lay any woman in the land,
And to never have to use your hand,
The only mistake that Tiger made,
Was the mistake of getting married,
If he hadn’t, then it would be OK,
And he wouldn’t be getting buried,
He could be like Wilt out on the tour,
And he’d never be called a cheater,
The public all would think he’s pure,
He could be like Derek Jeter“
We think this new song, “Drive Like the Tiger” would have Billboard Top 100 potential if it had a Lil Wayne rap in the middle.
Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas used to rule the Internet with his enticing blog posts, but he’s calmed it down quite a bit. His new way to draw attention online is through Twitter, though he isn’t doing much to draw attention at all.
Arenas said he won’t Tweet until he gets 1 million followers on his Twitter account. Well, after getting less than 7,000 followers, he caved. Arenas posted a link to this video on his page in an effort to round up votes to become an NBA All-Star. The message is loud and clear and hilarious: Vote for Gilbert or die.
EA Sports has some major competition now that there is a new Tiger Woods game out. And crazy enough, it has nothing to do with golfing at all.
Break.com has created a computer game in which you drive a black Escalade down the road as Tiger, with his hot Swedish supermodel wife Elin Nordegren chasing after him with a golf club.
God, we love pop culture.
