Take a look at Greg Oden and you would guess he is in his mid-40s and has a grandbaby on the way.

Take a look at his name, and you might mistake it for Greg OLDen.

But take a look at his recreation and his audience, and you know right away: Yep, dude’s still a kid.

From the Boise State/TCU game:

Nike has released a new video with the LeBron James and Kobe Bryant puppets just in time for Christmas. In this video, we learn three very important things that make it easier to live life, now that we know:

1. Reindeer play basketball

2. Reindeer, much like white men, can’t jump.

3. Santa Claus is black.

OJ Simpson must be really bored in prison. The food is probably bland, the walls are bare and damn it, ‘Who Dropped the Soap?’ isn’t as challenging as winning the Heisman was.

Or getting away with murder.

To brighten up his days in the slammer, Juice has reverted to working on a play and a TV sitcom inspired by prison life, according to the Chicago Sun Times. OJ, however, wouldn’t be able to take credit for his absurd piece of work.

Don’t look for O.J. to be selling his ideas to Broadway or a network. ”He can’t officially be the author of any of this, or else whatever money he’d make could be grabbed by the Brown family,” said my source, referring to relatives of Simpson’s murdered ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson. ”If anything comes of this, look for O.J.’s daughter Sydney Simpson to be the official author.”

But wait, aren’t sitcoms supposed to be funny? Yeah, we know. They’re not all funny. We’ve seen “Roseanne.”

How the hell can you make OJ’s life in prison funny through a TV show? This has got to be good.

Alex Rodriguez has a brand new World Series ring from his recent win with the Yankees, but the third baseman won’t have a wedding ring for Kate Hudson.

A-Rod and Hudson have broken up, according to US Magazine.

Sources say the couple broke it off peacefully, without the use of golf clubs or the necessity of running into a fire hydrant and a tree.

TSC Note: This is the fifth straight blog post in which we used a Tiger Woods joke. We’re aiming for a Guinness World Record.

This is our favorite piece of Nike marketing in a long time. Perfectly priceless.

LeBron James and Kobe Bryant in puppet form, driving down the highway, discussing the power of a Black Mamba.

James: I got two words for you: King of the Jungle.