Whoever posted this Craigslist ad clearly isn’t a fan of Duke men’s basketball. But s/he probably isn’t a fan of basketball. Just a fan of sticking asses in faces.

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Seeking two tickets to the Dec. 2 UW mens’ basektball game vs. Duke. Would prefer tickets somewhere in the lower level and near the team benches. I figure if I can get a seat close enough, I can at some point sneak down to the Duke bench, drop trou, and stick my hairy crack in Coach K’s face. I’ve been wanting to do this for quite some time, so anyone who can help facilitate the dream on a budget would be most generous. I figure if there’s one guy in the world who deserves to have a hairy, sweaty ass stuck in his face, it’s Coach K. After all, he’s been turning out team after team of cocky, whitebread under-achievers for the last two decades, and it’s time someone showed him how the rest of the country feels about his brand of basketball.

When I say “budget,” I should clarify that I can’t afford your over-inflated mark-up if you’re looking to make a buck on your seats. Sorry. But I have to figure in the cost of an indecent exposure/public disturbance citation into the cost, plus whatever I will have to buy my wife as an apology for my antics.

Just-in’love Smith, a Siena guard, will have one year of eligibility with after playing previously for two seasons locally at Hudson Valley Community College.

Former USC men’s basketball head coach Tim Floyd is currently out of a job in the hoops world, but he’s been working hard at keeping the peace. While at the Morongo Casino, Floyd stepped in to break up a fight between some very classy ladies, even when one of them tries to blindside him with a chair.

So what’s harder, Coach? Keeping secret the fact that OJ Mayo was payed in NCAA-violating ways at USC, or being Jerry Springer?

Hat tip to Herm’s Perm.

At this point, Marcus Jordan, the son of Michael Jordan, might have sweaty feet.

You see, Marcus Jordan is a freshman at Central Florida, which has a contract with Adidas. No biggie if Jordan wears Nike Jordan shoes, though, right? Oh, no, that’s dead wrong.

From the Orlando Sentinel:

UCF promised Marcus Jordan, son of NBA legend Michael Jordan, that he could wear his father’s Nike Air Jordan brand for the Knights’ basketball team this season.

The problem? UCF has an exclusive $3 million, six-year contract with adidas that requires all coaches and athletes to use the company’s shoes, apparel and game equipment.

And now UCF and adidas are at an impasse, leaving an 18-year-old freshman with a famous father caught in the middle.

“When I was being recruited, we talked about it,” Marcus Jordan said. “They said they had talked to the adidas people, and it wasn’t going to be a problem. I think everybody understands how big of a deal it is for my family.”

The deal has strained the relationship between UCF and one of its most important business partners, complicating current contract-renewal negotiations. The university’s agreement with the company expires in 2010.

Word on the street is that Michael Jordan and his good buddy Bugs Bunny might combine forces to pay Adidas $2 million, along with $1 in Gatorade and Charlotte Bobcat tickets. We have word that Adidas would rather eat shit.

In regards to sports, the most riveting conversation always involves who is the best. When it comes to a sport like college basketball, there are too many choices to consider before coming to a conclusion. You hear all the “experts” weigh in all the time with their opinions, so why not listen to the real people in the know — namely Bob Barker in this video. The Price is Wrong, Bitch.

Rick Pitino paid for Karen Cunagin Sypher to have an abortion after he knocked her up. Here are a few photos of the princess.