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A-Rod, Kate split up

December 15th, 2009 Trance No comments

A-Rod/KateAlex Rodriguez has a brand new World Series ring from his recent win with the Yankees, but the third baseman won’t have a wedding ring for Kate Hudson.

A-Rod and Hudson have broken up, according to US Magazine.

Sources say the couple broke it off peacefully, without the use of golf clubs or the necessity of running into a fire hydrant and a tree.

TSC Note: This is the fifth straight blog post in which we used a Tiger Woods joke. We’re aiming for a Guinness World Record.

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Barry Bonds’ son can hit, too

December 9th, 2009 Trance No comments

Giants Bonds Son BaseballNot only is retired-by-default MLB player Barry Bonds hated by about 99.99 percent of the world for taking the all-time home run record with the help of steroids, but the world is going to hate his teen son as well.

Bonds’ 19-year-old son, Nikolai Bonds, was booked into San Mateo County jail in California on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon and other crimes against Sun Bonds, 45, who divorced Barry in 1994.

The San Jose Mercury-News says Nikolai Bonds allegedly spit in his mother’s face Saturday and threw a metal doorknob so hard that it embedded in a wall after missing her.

Menlo Park police are still investigating and no charges have been filed, according to authorities, who said Bonds posted $50,000 bail and was released.

At least we know now that Barry Bonds’ son can hit, too.

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Grady Sizemore’s name makes sense now

December 1st, 2009 Trance No comments

Grady SizeMORECleveland Indians outfielder Grady Sizemore has finally lived up to his name.

He and his girlfirend, Playboy Playmate Brittany Binger, broke up, and pictures that he had sent to her were leaked onto the Internet.

The Indians issued a statement:

“We fully support Grady as he deals with this personal matter. The posted photos were stolen from his girlfriend’s email account and a legal investigation is under way.”

TheDirty has more photos of Sizemore for our lady readers. And the curious dudes, of course.

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Derek Jeter just . . .

November 15th, 2009 Trance No comments
  • JeterFilmed a scene for the new Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg movie, “The Other Guys,” while outside Nathan’s Hot Dogs in Coney Island, New York.
  • Forgot to take of his Halloween costume.
  • Discovered it’s Opposite Day.
  • Thought: “Sammy Sosa got a makeover. Why can’t I?”
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Introducing Sammy Sosa Jackson

November 9th, 2009 Trance No comments

SosaThe late Michael Jackson said he bleached his skin not to get rid of his dark-colored skin, but to make his Vitilgo less noticeable.

Former Chicago Cubs slugger Sammy Sosa doesn’t have Vitilgo, but his skin has become noticeably lighter lately.

Rebecca Polihronis, who used to be a Cubs employee, told the Chicago Tribune that Sosa is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin:

“Women have it all of the time. He was surprised he came out looking so white. I thought it was a body double. Part of (the photo appearance) is just the lighting.

“He is in the middle of doing a cleansing process to his skin. The picture is deceiving. He said, ‘If you saw me in person, you would be surprised. When you see me in person, it is not going to seem like the picture.’

“People who saw him in person did not react the same way. He can’t believe it is such a big deal.”

We’ve gotten word from Nick at Nite that a Munsters remake is in the works. Sosa is the lead candidate for Eddie Munster.

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World Series Game 6: She’s got a Pheeling.

November 4th, 2009 Trance No comments

If the New York Yankees have their way tonight, they will be celebrating World Series championship No. 27. If Philly gets its way, there will be a Game 7.

This chick has a Pheeling. Do you?

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