Thanks to the public’s obsession with the weirdest, most random — but hilarious — shit in the universe, our Web site blew through the moon last week when we posted this picture of the Stanford Tree getting buck wild with some college gals.

With a little bit of digging and some tree ring research, here are some more pictures, old and new, we know you’ll love from the one and only Stanford Tree.

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• Learned how to pay for the steep tuition in the Bay Area
• Had its first Tree-some
• Got wood
• Did the tongue-to-bung tree shake
• Barfed

The glass ceiling may still exist when it comes to female journalists covering high school recruiting.

And that’s a good thing.

Because thanks to the somewhat-perverted minds at Rivals.com, we can get exclusive coverage of the NCAA women’s volleyball recruitment process complete with That’s-What-She-Said-caliber hidden messages.

Take, for instance, this story on Urban Meyer’s daughter, Nicki:

Always being the new kid, Nicki often was asked to switch positions to fill whatever holes were left open.

The article was written by Laurel Pfahler, a Special to Rivals High, leaving the inevitable question unsolved as to whether this reference was intentional.

Laurel could very well be a dudes name. Or a chicks name. Observe our simple Facebook finding:

Vote 1 star if you think it’s the guy on the left, or vote 5 stars if you think it’s the girl on the right.

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Either way, there’s absolutely no way that was unintentional.

[h/t deadspin]

The writing is on the wall (actually, on the YouTube video below) that this porn-esque named Texas Longhorns volleyball player, Destinee Hooker, might be violating NCAA rules with part-time endeavors off the court.

And by off the court, we mean on your local Austin street corners, in the boots with the furr.

“As long as they know my first name, I know I’ve done something right.”

“My teammates told me I have a lot of facial expressions. When I block, I have my mouth open. When I get a good kill, I put my fist up.”

“Right now I think I am fulfilling my Destinee.”

Literally.

How can she NOT be a hooker?

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Chase Daniel could be one lucky bastard if he tries out that whole intra-athletic department dating idea.

TheDirty published a photo today of a member of the University of Missouri’s swimming and diving team.

They say she’s the one right of the dude — who earned our hard-earned check mark of approval.

Not quite sure whether the rest are Tigers or just accompli, but our best bet is that it’s her.

Let the stars decide:

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The Sun Devils seem a bit hefty. That's the real shocker.

The fact that President Bush is flashing the trident, Arizona State’s version of the shocker, doesn’t really surprise us. After all, he’s got the national champion track team with him, and he’s doing his best to blend in with the group. No harm done.

What does shock us, however, is the fact that several of the people in this photograph have absolutely no room to compete on a track team. Literally. Being the size of some of these people, how on earth would you be able to run 100 meters, leap into the pit of a long jump, or spring yourself up on a pole vault?

That’s the real shocker here.