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Update: Forza Flavia photos

July 2nd, 2009 Trance No comments

Earlier we told you about Forza Flavia, the 22-year-old Italian who was disqualified from a swim meet because her skin-tight suit ripped, exposing her butt cheeks. Now we’ve got more photos of her, and not just in the anal region.

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Swimmer DQ’ed by ass crack

July 1st, 2009 Trance 3 comments

FlaviaItalian swimmer Flavia Zoccari was disqualified from teh Mediterranean Games earlier this week, right before the 200-meter finals race. No, she wasn’t on found to be using steroids, she didn’t take a hit from a bong at a party and she didn’t jump into the water too soon.

Instead, it was because she showed her ass crack.

Her Jaked brand swimsuit, which was banned and then re-instated, ripped in the back, revealing her glutes.

Guys can wear Speedos that make their ding dongs look like elephant trunks, but show a little chica cheek and it’s a whole new world.

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Amanda Beard is a little bit less attractive

December 8th, 2008 Trance 1 comment

Some gals can rock tats and still look hot. Maybe a little more what trash, but hot nonetheless.

The first ones who come to mind are Angelina Jolie and of course Megan Fox.

The jury is still out on Michael Phelps’ new girlfriend’s tramp stamp.

Here’s the latest questionable inked-up diva: Amanda Beard. Sure, she’s a beautiful swimmer who’s looked great in Playboy, Maxim and PETA ads, but nothing dresses down a dress like a good ol’ fashion calf tat.

Yuck.

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Michael Phelps’ girlfriend and her epic tramp stamp

November 30th, 2008 Reezy 2 comments
She enjoys water. Michael Phelps dominates water. She enjoys getting dominated by Michael Phelps.

She enjoys water. Michael Phelps dominates water. She enjoys getting dominated by Michael Phelps.

Since the second that man emerged from the Beijing pool, everybody knew The Michael Phelps Victory Lap would entail more than just a lap in the pool.

Apparently when someone wins eight gold metals, you’re entitled to a Tiger Woods-level of glory and fame. In term comes the jersey speedo chasers.

Caroline “Caz” Pal is the lucky gal to wife up the “girlfriend” role from Michael Phelps.

She’s a cocktail waitress in Las Vegas. And as if that doesn’t spell “freak in bed” enough, she’s got a tramp stamp that’s more like a tramp mural.

The fine folks at Gunaxin have, yet another, very dynamic gallery of Miss Michael Phelps.

She kinda has that Asian pursuasian — maybe she’s a Beijing acquisition.

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What life would be like if Michael Phelps didn’t win eight medals

November 20th, 2008 Trance No comments

Thank goodness for his sake that he did in fact win eight medals. Otherwise, he’d probably be eating Burger King for Thanksgiving, and he’d be thankful for the noose he had.

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Your Name On (Stephanie) Rice: Would You Beat?

September 25th, 2008 Reezy No comments
Phelps probably wants her

Phelps probably wants her

For those of you who felt a little less manly when watching the women’s swimming events at the Olympics — it’s okay, most of them could probably kill you in an arm wrestling match.

Then there’s Stephanie Rice. She’s the Alicia Sacramone of the pool.

Rice, an Audtrailian, received her first-ever Olympic medal in Beijing, placing first in the 400m individual medley.

Would you beat?

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