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Tom Izzo just . . .

November 18th, 2008 (10 hours ago) · No Comments

Gestured during the first half a 100-62 Michigan State win against Idaho Sunday, in East Lansing, Mich
Began dancing to the “Y.M.C.A.”
Simulated what it would be like if he was pregnant
Felt the groove and is doing the robot
Learned karate
Slow danced with a ghost partner to the tune of his favorite Frank Sinatra jam
Called a technical on [...]

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Tags: College hoops · Michigan

The many gang signs of OJ Mayo

November 17th, 2008 · 4 Comments

From the fine folks that brought you the gang signs of the NFL and of Brandon Jennings:
In case you didn’t notice, OJ Mayo is just as hood. Juice is a nice guy, but he’s filthy with the hand signals. TSC Investigators have decoded the signs so you know what they mean next time you see [...]

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Tags: College hoops · Los Angeles · Memphis · NBA · People of character · Phoenix · TSC Investigates

73-year-old can still ball, but isn’t allowed to party with his teammates

November 5th, 2008 · No Comments

Ken Mink can still ball, even at 73. He even scored two points in a community college game the other night.
He works out with the team, plays with the team and probably drools with the team when he looks at the cheerleaders on the baseline.
But he’s not allowed to party with the team. Somewhere out [...]

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Tags: College hoops

UK pulls off some British-looking hoop uniforms

October 15th, 2008 · No Comments

We’re not the only ones that see those tiny letters “UK” on the television ticker and immediately think of those redcoats and Royal British Guards.
Now with foreign-looking new apparel, the University of Kentucky basketball team just got one step closer to successfully fooling SEC fans and American hoop enthusiasts into thinking they’re that bluegrass team [...]

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Tags: College hoops · Phoenix

Pong University makes your balls a creative canvas

October 13th, 2008 · 2 Comments

In today’s era of obscure customizations, it was only a matter of time before the red beer pong cups became accompanied by your mother’s face on my balls.
Let’s rephrase that: You can create custom printed beer pong balls courtesy of Pong University.
And since pretty much every athlete plays beer pong in the locker room and [...]

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Tags: College football · College hoops · Phoenix

No homo: U. Minnesota basketball assistant coach named state’s most eligible bachelor

October 9th, 2008 · 5 Comments

If the phrase, “I’m not a player, I just crush a lot,” holds true, then Steve Goodson isn’t just a coach, he just crushes a lot — of bitches.
Cosmopolitan Magazine named Goodson, a University of Minnesota men’s basketball assistant coach, the most eligible bachelor in the entire state of Minnesota.
(Not that beautiful people and [...]

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Tags: College hoops

D.J. Augustin loses manhood, embraces Little Miss Giggles

October 2nd, 2008 · No Comments


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Tags: College hoops · NBA

Erin Andrews is a R.I.L.F.

August 18th, 2008 · No Comments

College football season is right around the corner and that means it’s time to get decked out in t-shirts that absolutely bash your school’s rival into submission. We started with our anti-ASU shirt but Shame-U has many, many more for the biggest rivalries in the nation. Many of them are downright hilarious.
What’s really funny, though, is [...]

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Tags: College football · College hoops

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