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Rays fans as lame, unoriginal douches: Volume III

October 28th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Maybe we’ve been a little critical on this whole new Rays Nation thing.
It’s just a little weird, witnessing a whole slue of bandwagoners emerge in a matter of months. At least with the Red Sox in 2004, there was the entire off-season as a grace period before the pink hats began full force.
See this mid-season [...]

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Tags: Dumbass · MLB · Tampa · douchebags

Jimmy Fallon, I feel your mysery

October 18th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Remember that scene in Fever Pitch when Jimmy Fallon chooses a night out with Drew Barrymore over watching the Red Sox in the playoffs, the part where he received tons of calls from his friends and family immediately following the greatest comeback in history?
God that feels so shitty.
I’m embarrassed to be typing this, but it [...]

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Tags: Dumbass · MLB · People of character · WTF? · douchebags

Rays Homeland Security Tasers Sox Nation

October 13th, 2008 · No Comments

I think there’s a select level of Red Sox Nation that would rather an abundance of electricity over a painful 9-8 loss.

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Tags: Dumbass · MLB · douchebags

Rays fans continue to be unoriginal, lame douches

October 10th, 2008 · 12 Comments

Last week, our intelligence concluded that Tampa Bay Rays fans really, really suck. If a soccer mom and a douchebag had a baby, then a bandwagon-jumper and an awkward creepy dude had a baby, then those two kids had a kid . . . that would be the Rays Nation DNA.
Upon further review, we were [...]

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Tags: MLB · douchebags

Rays fans suck at attending games, being funny

October 8th, 2008 · 6 Comments

As if the Tampa Bay Rays couldn’t produce a clearer example of how quickly a bandwagon can fill up . . . at least bring some friggin’ originality with it, people!
Sure, the franchise has occupied the American League’s cellar since its arrival in 1998. (Seems like visiting fans found that cellar rather easily). And yes, [...]

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Tags: MLB · douchebags

Maine college now offers credited class in Red Sox Nation, being an obnoxious front-runner fanboy

September 30th, 2008 · 3 Comments

It’s one thing to be a college student at a Joke Show University party school, spending Thursday through Sunday blacked out in a pool of puke in the dorm bathrooms.
But it’s another to be a student in Bumfuck, Maine, and actually spend tuition dollars taking a credited class on “Red Sox Nation”
LEWISTON, Maine (AP) — [...]

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Tags: MLB · douchebags

Douchebags: ASU frat boys puke onto traffic, cause car accident

September 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Just goes to show that we’re pretty accurate with our t-shirts:

TEMPE — Police say members of an Arizona State University fraternity vomited milk from a campus bridge onto cars below, causing a crash that injured two people.
Tempe police Sgt. Steve Carbajal said Wednesday that the vomit caused one car to stop in the road, and [...]

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Tags: Phoenix · douchebags

Trojan fans exude laziness; text message concession stand orders in during game

September 24th, 2008 · 1 Comment

We get the concept: You don’t want to miss any of the game. And with the way the USC football team is playing this season, who could blame the Trojan faithful?
But it’s gotten ridiculous. Fans can now text their food and beverage order into the concession stand, supposedly so they don’t miss any of the game.
But here’s [...]

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Tags: College football · douchebags

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