Not only is retired-by-default MLB player Barry Bonds hated by about 99.99 percent of the world for taking the all-time home run record with the help of steroids, but the world is going to hate his teen son as well.
Bonds’ 19-year-old son, Nikolai Bonds, was booked into San Mateo County jail in California on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon and other crimes against Sun Bonds, 45, who divorced Barry in 1994.
The San Jose Mercury-News says Nikolai Bonds allegedly spit in his mother’s face Saturday and threw a metal doorknob so hard that it embedded in a wall after missing her.
Menlo Park police are still investigating and no charges have been filed, according to authorities, who said Bonds posted $50,000 bail and was released.
At least we know now that Barry Bonds’ son can hit, too.
Seattle Seahawks’ fullback Owen Schmitt thinks he is a bad ass, and he decided to show everyone just how tough he is by smashing his own helmet into his skull. Well, after the blood rushed down his face in front of a packed stadium, he looked more like a retard. Given all the studies that have been going done regarding the NFL’s effect on health in players’ later years, if he keeps this up he may literally be a retard. Wait, too late.
Filthy peeping perv Michael David Barrett may have filmed more women other than ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews, according to the New York Daily News.
It is said that Barrett filmed other women through peepholes, just as he did with Andrews. He is currently confined to his home, wearing an electronic monitoring device.
The judge has also told him to stay off of the Internet, where he should have gone for porn in the first place. Use your imagination a little bit, Barrett!
With news that ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews‘ creepy stalker, Michael David Barrett was identified and arrested for filming Andrews in her hotel rooms, a sketch of him was also released.
Haven’t we seen this guy on To Catch a Predator with Chris Hansen before?
Because everybody is laughing at him. Or, maybe he just found another way to get money and publicity without dragging out another fake retirement? Well, he is still a douche bag.
Family Guy gave us something to laugh about, even if we felt wrong doing it, regarding douchebag dog slayer Michael Vick.
To keep this post newsworthy and somewhat relevant, Vick will appear in bankruptcy court in Virginia on Thursday morning before flying back to Philly for the Eagles’ game on that night. To combat our laughing at this Family Guy clip, we’re hoping his plane crashes. It’s Monday morning, and we have strongly conflicted emotions.
