Maybe we’ve been a little critical on this whole new Rays Nation thing.
It’s just a little weird, witnessing a whole slue of bandwagoners emerge in a matter of months. At least with the Red Sox in 2004, there was the entire off-season as a grace period before the pink hats began full force.
See this mid-season [...]

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Remember that scene in Fever Pitch when Jimmy Fallon chooses a night out with Drew Barrymore over watching the Red Sox in the playoffs, the part where he received tons of calls from his friends and family immediately following the greatest comeback in history?
God that feels so shitty.
I’m embarrassed to be typing this, but it [...]

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I think there’s a select level of Red Sox Nation that would rather an abundance of electricity over a painful 9-8 loss.

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Last week, our intelligence concluded that Tampa Bay Rays fans really, really suck. If a soccer mom and a douchebag had a baby, then a bandwagon-jumper and an awkward creepy dude had a baby, then those two kids had a kid . . . that would be the Rays Nation DNA.
Upon further review, we were [...]

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As if the Tampa Bay Rays couldn’t produce a clearer example of how quickly a bandwagon can fill up . . . at least bring some friggin’ originality with it, people!
Sure, the franchise has occupied the American League’s cellar since its arrival in 1998. (Seems like visiting fans found that cellar rather easily). And yes, [...]

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It’s one thing to be a college student at a Joke Show University party school, spending Thursday through Sunday blacked out in a pool of puke in the dorm bathrooms.
But it’s another to be a student in Bumfuck, Maine, and actually spend tuition dollars taking a credited class on “Red Sox Nation”
LEWISTON, Maine (AP) — [...]

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Just goes to show that we’re pretty accurate with our t-shirts:

TEMPE — Police say members of an Arizona State University fraternity vomited milk from a campus bridge onto cars below, causing a crash that injured two people.
Tempe police Sgt. Steve Carbajal said Wednesday that the vomit caused one car to stop in the road, and [...]

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We get the concept: You don’t want to miss any of the game. And with the way the USC football team is playing this season, who could blame the Trojan faithful?
But it’s gotten ridiculous. Fans can now text their food and beverage order into the concession stand, supposedly so they don’t miss any of the game.
But here’s [...]

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