Actor Ashton Kutcher is always finding himself in awkward situations.
 

Dude, he couldn’t find his car
Dude, he married a 42-year-old when he was 27, even if she was Demi Moore
Dude, he’s a high school football coach

 
Ok, so he played some ball while he was in high school, but does that mean he could successfully help coach [...]

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It’s one thing to be a fan, but it’s another to be such a big fan that you sacrifice your warmth for an absurd level of dorkness. That’s what will happen once you sport one of these earmuff lids.
Instead of looking like a spirited fan, you’ll look like the Mutts Cutts van from Dumb and Dumber.
So [...]

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Upon further review, Terry Porter did, in fact, sit on the Suns sidelines during last night’s game. Not the Spurs. Which is why the world has not seen an NBA game on CBS Sports since the Robin Lopez turned two years old.

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Maybe we’ve been a little critical on this whole new Rays Nation thing.
It’s just a little weird, witnessing a whole slue of bandwagoners emerge in a matter of months. At least with the Red Sox in 2004, there was the entire off-season as a grace period before the pink hats began full force.
See this mid-season [...]

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Remember that scene in Fever Pitch when Jimmy Fallon chooses a night out with Drew Barrymore over watching the Red Sox in the playoffs, the part where he received tons of calls from his friends and family immediately following the greatest comeback in history?
God that feels so shitty.
I’m embarrassed to be typing this, but it [...]

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I think there’s a select level of Red Sox Nation that would rather an abundance of electricity over a painful 9-8 loss.

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Warning: Video not suitable for those currently in the process of eating/drinking any solids/liquids. For those without an appetite, please give Shea Stadium its appropriate dues, just like this underage drunkard did.

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Much like college football, home field advantage plays a huge rule in the beer pong universe. Whether it’s knowing the dead spots on the table or being the House Rules author, hosting makes a big difference.
And in terms of home field advantage, LSU is to college football what the University of Montana is to beer [...]

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