This is a pretty funny list coming from Terrell Owens, but how the hell is No. 8 a piece of advice? It’s a statement, and nothing more.
That’s like saying, Hey kids, here’s a great piece of advice you should know about: Knives are sharp, my head is bald, grocery store bathrooms have toilet paper than [...]

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Watched San Francisco 49ers’ Allen Rossum, left, celebrate with Michael Robinson after Rossum scored on the game-opening kickoff against the Arizona Cardinals yesterday.
Laughed because the Cardinals won 29-24.
Became confused because for a split second, he thought he was watching another Obama celebration.
Found it amusing that he and the 49ers wear the same colored leggings.
Said, “You [...]

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Everybody recalls junior and senior years of high school — it’s when all those “First Time ‘B’ Moments” struck: First beer, first blackout, and first blowjob. But somewhere lost in those inaugural experiences came your inability to look halfway presentable on the one hour that really mattered: the dreaded yearbook pose.
And very much like us [...]

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UPDATE: We’ve uncovered two more exclusive photos of this class act.
She’s young. She’s hot. She’s athletic. She’s . . . anti semitic?
Caitlin Davis was recently kicked off the New England Patriots cheerleading squad for photos that were found on Facebook. When one of her friends passed out drunk — presumably with his shoes on [...]

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Got tackled by New York Giants linebacker Danny Clark in a 35-14 Cowboys loss on Sunday.
Participated in his first threesome.
Farted.
Got a rim job.
Discovered a new version of yoga.
Got traded to the spread Eagles.
Created a new breakdancing touchdown celebration.
Found out Danny Clark is a certified gynecologist.

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Got taken off the field after being injured in the fourth quarter of a 41-7 win against Denver Monday night
Got a slight boner when the team trainer touched his leg
Accepted a challenge to a game of footsies
Farted
Noticed a pimple on the trainer’s face
Got excited because when the cart gets into the tunnel, he’s going to [...]

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Whoa! Is this kid for real? He went to bed with the Red Sox winning 1-0 and thought the game was in the bag? At first we questioned his fandom, but once we watched the whole video we knew he was smart.
Even though Sporting News Magazine recently called Boston the Best Sports City, this kid [...]

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We’ve all met that token obnoxious Yankees fan one time or another. Whether it’s at your local 7-11 or storming through the dorms at midnight, their dysfunctional breed surly never fails to annoy his/her surroundings.
There’s not a shot in hell this kid got laid: 1. after the game 2. anytime in the near future of [...]

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