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Great Moments In Super Bowl History

February 6th, 2010 Reezy No comments

We begin with the Lingerie Bowl, which “was first aired during Super Bowl XXXVIII in 2004 with New York Euphoria losing to the Los Angeles Dream by a score of 6-0.”

Now with a dedicated league for the ladies, this year’s Lingerie Bowl will actually mean something, like the NBA All-Star game:

“Lingerie Bowl VII is scheduled to feature the winners of the LFL’s Western and Eastern Conference opposite Super Bowl XLIV’s halftime show in Miami, Florida on February 7, 2010. The Western Conference Los Angeles Temptation will play the Eastern Conference Chicago Bliss.”

Gotta love Super Bowl betting.

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Tiger to switch official Logo

December 11th, 2009 awass No comments

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Happy Gilmore golf shot illegal, judge says

November 25th, 2009 Trance No comments

Happy GilmoreIf you’re going golfing any time soon, and your game resembles Happy Gilmore, stay away from Canada, eh.

Yes, the “Happy Gilmore” golf swing has “breached the standard of care owed to other players on the course.”

From CSMonitor:

Justice Arthur J. LeBlanc, in his decision, went on to trash an admittedly nontraditional but heretofore legal swing, that’s been a comic staple since it was made famous by the 1996 Adam Sandler film. In fact, an episode of Sport Science recently tested the effectiveness of it (see video clip below).

“I am convinced that the “Happy Gilmore” shot,” wrote Judge Le Blanc in his decision, “would have been less controllable than a normal tee shot, both because it involved a run-up to the ball (rather than an aimed shot from a stationary position) and because the defendant had been drinking throughout the day.”

From what we understand, calling Bob Barker a bitch is still legal.

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Because you don’t want stinky soccer breath

November 10th, 2009 Trance No comments

When you’re singing soccer songs and heckling Manchester United players, you want to make sure your breath is minty fresh. Why not brush your teeth during a match? This Chelsea fan did.

Hat tip to Off The Post.

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Derek Glasser has a cool pup

October 20th, 2009 Trance No comments

Arizona State guard Derek Glasser’s dog has the chillest-looking dog we’ve seen in a while. We’re not sure of its name though. We’re just going to call it Sparky the Sun Dog.

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Because we all need something to take down T-Rex

October 4th, 2009 Trance No comments

dinoNext time you go hunting, gun maker Beretta will have just what you need to take down the biggest game you’ve ever imagined.

Rabbits? Hah. Deer? Absolutely. Bears? Duh. Dinosaurs? You better believe it.

You read that correctly. Next time you find yourself going 65 million years back into time or you wander into Jurassic Park and you don’t want T-Rex to eat you while you’re taking a dump, be sure to have Berett’s newest gun on your person.

After all, they say it is strong enough to take down any kind of game, up to and including a dinosaur.

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