Entries Tagged as 'Not Quite Sure'
At least he was wearing a helmet
November 17th, 2008 · No Comments
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Fisherwoman’s wordplay
November 14th, 2008 · No Comments
Here’s a recipe for some quick 3rd-grade humor: Replace “bass” and “fish” with “bitch,” and substitute “him” with “her” and “he” with “she.”
Rinse and repeat.
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New Rule: Coaches should not be larger than mascots
October 18th, 2008 · No Comments
Props to Kevin for the tip.
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Young brotha, who says he’s Bristol Palin’s baby daddy, is a Red Sox fan from Los Angeles
October 13th, 2008 · No Comments
This young man says he’s the father of Bristol Palin’s daughter. That won’t be known for sure until a DNA test is run, but it’s hard to believe him, given the huge amounts of mixed signals he sends.
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Sarah Palin embraces the boo birds in Philly
October 11th, 2008 · No Comments
When people think hockey mom, they think of words like:
butch
rugged
unshaven
chewing tobacco.
Sarah Palin is neither of those, and maybe because of that, she wasn’t very well-received at the Flyers game. (Or maybe it’s the fact that she’s a dumb fuckhead VP candidate).
At least she didn’t pull a Chase Utley: “Boo? Fuck you.”
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U.S. Army soldier impersonates Harry Carey while looking for weapons of mass destruction
October 8th, 2008 · No Comments
QUESTION: What’s funnier than a member of the United States Army looking for weapons of mass destruction while talking to some foreign dude in a Harry Carey accent and asking him if he would eat the moon?
ANSWER: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
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Photos of OJ Simpson’s jail cell revealed
October 6th, 2008 · 12 Comments
E-mail: Hey guys, here’s some pix I came upon. They are of OJ’s jail cell that he’s being put into. You know what’s sad, tho? It’s a hellofa lot bigger than Nicole’s current living space, I’ll say that much.
Joshua, Austin, Texas
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Thirteen years of dust was wiped out of OJ Simpson’s jail cell this week. This [...]
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Sandy the Sidewider mascot supports red cups
October 3rd, 2008 · No Comments
You know what’s funny? When you’re kicking it at your boss’s house, listening to some tunes, hanging with your friends and tossing some brewskies back. Then out of nowhere, a giant snake walks — yes WALKS — through the front door.
Introducing Sandy the Sidewider, the mascot for the recently departed Tucson Sidewiders baseball team — [...]
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