Take a look at Greg Oden and you would guess he is in his mid-40s and has a grandbaby on the way.

Take a look at his name, and you might mistake it for Greg OLDen.

But take a look at his recreation and his audience, and you know right away: Yep, dude’s still a kid.

No, fuzzy nipples isn’t a drink, in this case. Same thing with a fuzzy navel, though Tiger Woods has one of those, too.

Woods is the cover boy of Vanity Fair’s February issue. The magazine’s celebrity photographer, Annie Leibovitz, has not confirmed when the shot of Woods was taken, but the magazine does state that the “raw, never before seen” photo shoot took place before the golfer’s fall from grace.

But we don’t really care when the photo was taken; we want to know how. You know the question that is burning in our mind: Did Tiger tap Leibovitz with his putter in order for her to get his permission for a shot like this?

President Barack Obama, who is in Hawaii on a family vacation, had to quickly abruptly leave a game of golf with some friends from Chicago when he found out a friend’s child was injured while playing on the beach.

According to the Associated Press, Journalists saw an ambulance speed past the secured neighborhood where Obama was staying. The ambulance then left the neighborhood with a black sedan trailing.

But no worries, “After a brief delay, Obama returned to the course.”

If only Obama was as persistent about saving the country’s economy as he is about finishing a round of golf . . .

Nike has released a new video with the LeBron James and Kobe Bryant puppets just in time for Christmas. In this video, we learn three very important things that make it easier to live life, now that we know:

1. Reindeer play basketball

2. Reindeer, much like white men, can’t jump.

3. Santa Claus is black.

“They say Tiger made a mistake or 10,
But is he really that different from other men,
Who would gladly trade him just to see,
What it’s like to have an opportunity,
To lay any woman in the land,
And to never have to use your hand,

The only mistake that Tiger made,
Was the mistake of getting married,
If he hadn’t, then it would be OK,
And he wouldn’t be getting buried,
He could be like Wilt out on the tour,
And he’d never be called a cheater,
The public all would think he’s pure,
He could be like Derek Jeter“

Yesterday Accenture dropped Tiger Woods from its sponsorship. We’re going to go ahead and keep milking these Tiger Woods jokes for as long as we can.