Here at TSC, we are all for having team spirit, but some people in Bean Town take it too far. This picture to the left is the perfect example of that. Looks like Mr. Boston had too many “Boston Lagaaas” before hitting up his local tattoo shop.

New York Yankees’ outfielder Johnny Damon missed this hit by Mike Lowell of the Boston Red Sox on Sunday at Fenway Park, but he did make it clear that he’s not just an East Coast lover.

• Tackled Detroit Tigers pitcher Rick Porcello after being hit by a pitch Tuesday night and charging the mound
  
• Found comfort after finding a monster under his bed
• Wants to dance
• Watched Tommy Boy and realized “Brothers don’t shake hands; brothers gotta hug“
• Whispered “No homo”
• Found out Porcello has a cure for Youkilis’ cancer and can put hair back on his head
  

Is American patriotism really not your thing? Would you rather take a big meaty shit than listen to “God Bless America”?

First of all, screw you, you unpatriotic fuck. Secondly, the Yankees are OK with that, too. At least now they are. they have to be.

A settlement was reached in Manhattan federal court early this week:

Campeau-Laurion, a Red Sox fan, will also get $10,001 in a separate deal reached with the city because he got the boot from two uniformed cops — one of whom allegedly told him, “Get out of my country.”

The city also agreed to pay $12,000 for legal fees racked up by the NYCLU, which built its case on a charge of “political and religious discrimination.”

Depending on who you ask, America has many past times. But if you ask everyone their opinion, you’re likely to get three things at the top of the list: Baseball, apple pie and women.

Manofest has done a great job at putting together two of these three past times: Baseball and smoking hot ladies, 75 times over. For some strange phenomenon, when these two ingredients are combined, it makes for great entertainment.

Play (with my) ball!