The Princeton Review released its list of top party schools today, proving once again its writers have absolutely no idea what really goes on at schools.

Why They Suck:

• First off, how anyone can gauge a meter of “bigger” party school than others is absurd. Obviously, the bigger schools have bigger parties; that’s just standard math. Jokeshow schools like Montana State Junior Bumfuck College shouldn’t even be considered.
• And neither should any non-warm weather Sun Belt school inside the top-10, with the exception of Wisconsin.
• With that said, what in God’s name is Randolph-Macon College doing ranked SIXTH!?!?! And the University of New Hampshire at ELEVENTH!? It goes without saying those schools could never compare to Wisconsin, Ohio State, Michigan, UCLA, San Diego State and Arizona — but oh yeah, those six renowned schools were left off the list.

What am I going to do about it? Based on our biased personal and business experiences, here’s The Sports Culture’s Top 20 Party Schools nationwide:

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