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The many gang signs of OJ Mayo

November 17th, 2008 · 5 Comments

From the fine folks that brought you the gang signs of the NFL and of Brandon Jennings:
In case you didn’t notice, OJ Mayo is just as hood. Juice is a nice guy, but he’s filthy with the hand signals. TSC Investigators have decoded the signs so you know what they mean next time you see [...]

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Tags: College hoops · Los Angeles · Memphis · NBA · People of character · Phoenix · TSC Investigates

EXCLUSIVE: Brandon Jennings keeps busy with Under Armour and new shoe prototype

October 21st, 2008 · 3 Comments

Hello, World. We’d like to introduce you to the next big thing. He’s the Godzilla of the Under Armour nation. First he took you by storm on the court, World, but now he’s stomping all over you as a corporate millionaire.
You can call him original, greedy, lucky, skilled or just BJ.
Whatever you call him, get [...]

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Tags: NBA · Phoenix · TSC Investigates

Fat Coaches Association enshrines newest member

October 14th, 2008 · 3 Comments

The Fat Coaches Association (FCA) doesn’t just accept any obese dude with a headset. No, no, you’ve got to earn street credit both at the buffet and on the gridiron. For most, the latter of such remains the final hurdle (not literally, that would be ugly.)
But with Toledo’s big win last weekend over Michigan at [...]

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Tags: College football · NFL · People of character · Phoenix · TSC Investigates · Would You Beat?

EXCLUSIVE: UMass student hit by car, blows a .320 blood-alcohol level at hospital

September 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

A text message from The Sports Culture’s Amherst bureau: “Craaazy night last night. Roommate got hit by a car. Rushed to Baystate. He blew a .320 in the hospital. What a guy.”
Jesus.
University of Massachusetts student Tim survived the extraordinary this weekend. Granted, surviving a weekend at the Zoo could be considered an accomplishment in itself, [...]

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Tags: People of character · TSC Investigates

College bars about to get that much hotter

August 19th, 2008 · 1 Comment

My jaw dropped upon reading this headline. Then, a pissed off face immediately took over, as I felt ripped off and screwed over.
But after a few minutes of rational thinking: a large grin.
Giggidy.
The headline, “Cut drinking age to 18, college presidents urge,” gave us more mixed emotions than a junior high school girl’s P.E. locker [...]

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Tags: TSC Investigates

The many gang signs of beach volleyball

August 14th, 2008 · 1 Comment

No area is sacred, not even the beloved beaches. Gangs and gang signs are everywhere you look. The beach volleyball players, whether you like it or not, are pretty hood. Our investigators have decoded some signs for you so you know what they mean next time you’re staring at these asses:
GANG SIGN: I can Fit [...]

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Tags: Olympics · TSC Investigates · Would You Beat?

MTV must wait four years to throw a sweet 16

August 14th, 2008 · No Comments

There’s no. Fucking. Way. These Chinese gymnasts are 16 years old.
And here’s a few reasons why:
According to some sketch-ass forum, this chick is 16.
And so is the preggers Jamie Lynne Spears. (Noteworthy: pregnant. Meaning: bearing a child.)
Even this DVD is about newly-turned — and ridiculously spoiled – 16-year-olds, which even features an episode about this chick.
Seriously, [...]

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Tags: Better Know An Athlete · Olympics · TSC Investigates

Eight arrests? check. Injuries? check. Invasion?

August 13th, 2008 · No Comments

Just when you thought the offseason couldn’t get any worse for Georgia . . . a fuckin invasion.
You heard it. Never has a team received so much ink without actually playing a game than the 2008 Georgia offseason.
Sure, the No. 1 preseason ranking should have signaled good things to come, but ever since the promising [...]

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Tags: College football · TSC Investigates

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