(P.S.: Nice frosted tips)
After three-and-a-half weeks of intense bracketology and polling of our readers, we finally have a “Who’s Not Now?” winner. Let’s hope Clemens doesn’t misremember this defining point in his life.
Why Clemens is Not Now: Possibly the greatest pitcher of his era with a fair share of Cy Young Awards and Triple Crowns, [...]
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Hey, Roger Clemens:
August 11th, 2008 · No Comments
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Barry Bonds just wants to do another keg stand
August 10th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Barry Bonds is a walking oxymoron.
The all-time MLB home run king graduated from Arizona State with a degree in criminology, and 22 years later, his legend is marked with an asterisk for being a criminal and illegally taking steroids, allegedly.
And even though he’s a season removed from playing in the Big Leagues and is an unofficial free agent — [...]
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“Who’s Not Now” World Championship I
August 7th, 2008 · No Comments
Alas, since over-drawn out processes are in style these days, we’ve finally reached the end to ours. Today marks day one of three voting opportunities to crown a champion in the “Who’s Not Now” contest.
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Semifinals: Who’s Not Now?
August 5th, 2008 · No Comments
Our ‘Who’s Not Now’ summer special is finally winding down quicker than a slinky on a descending escalator. Thank God. Now, four athletes remain — the top four seeds — and quite frankly, it’s anybody’s game, just like your 2008 NCAA Final Four: Part Deux.
Wow, after our first major upset yesterday — Donaghy upset [...]
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Semifinals: Who’s Not Now?
August 4th, 2008 · No Comments
Our ‘Who’s Not Now’ summer special is finally winding down quicker than a slinky on a descending escalator. Thank God. Now, four athletes remain — the top four seeds — and quite frankly, it’s anybody’s game, just like your 2008 NCAA Final Four Part Deux.
Cue the Fox Saturday baseball Gene Zaleski voice: “Steroids! Gambling! [...]
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Wow, this is taking longer than expected
August 1st, 2008 · 3 Comments
(That’s what she said)
The Final Four begins tomorrow!
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Who’s Not Now: Clemens vs. Marion Jones
July 31st, 2008 · No Comments
You’ve read why they’re Not the athletes of today, now you must vote for TSC’s second round match-ups of “Who’s Not Now.” Eight athletes remain, you decide who went downhill the longest.
No. 2 Roger Clemens vs. No. 10 Marion Jones
We’ve reached our final second-round match-up in this painfully slow and drawn our process of determining [...]
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Who’s Not Now? Vick vs. Pacman
July 30th, 2008 · No Comments
You’ve read why they’re Not the athletes of today, now you must vote for TSC’s second round match-ups of “Who’s Not Now.” Eight athletes remain, you decide who went downhill the longest.
No. 3 Michael Vick vs. No. 6 Pacman Jones.
The beauty of our “Who’s Not Now” contest comes from the ‘Now’ aspect of our analysis. [...]
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