Some people love puppies and some love cats,
They may love shoes or they may love hats.
Cars and things and tools and cash,
Bars and rings and pools and ass.
But one thing we know is on Anna Kournikova’s mind,
Is a box full of balls under her behind.

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Arizona State’s trident hand sign has been around for a long, long time. But it’s not hard to confuse it with the shocker sign. You know, two in the pink, one in the stink.
It can be pretty arousing when a hot Sun Devil flashes the trident sign, because you can imagine what can happen if [...]

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UPDATE: We’ve uncovered two more exclusive photos of this class act.
She’s young. She’s hot. She’s athletic. She’s . . . anti semitic?
Caitlin Davis was recently kicked off the New England Patriots cheerleading squad for photos that were found on Facebook. When one of her friends passed out drunk — presumably with his shoes on [...]

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In honor of Texas Tech’s monumental win Saturday that rocked the city of Lubbock, the fine folks at Gunaxin.com have provided an in-depth analysis of . . . the sexiest ladies from that small ass town in the middle of Texas.
But stop. Don’t judge a town by its size. There’s plenty of cushion to go [...]

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The Philadelphia Phillies are up 3-1 in the World Series, but as far as we’re concerned, they’ve already won, thanks in large part to this extremely rare, Chase Utley jersey.
For a starting bid of $79.99, Utley said he will sign this jersey and put it up on e-Bay for five days.
The hard part will be putting [...]

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The entire Jones family is in bad shape right now. Pacman Jones was recently suspended — again — for at least four games. Meanwhile, his son is not doing so well, either.
Frogger Jones, 6, recently “made it rain” at a Chuck E. Cheeses, after breaking into a ticket machine. Chaos erupted to the point [...]

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The Fat Coaches Association (FCA) doesn’t just accept any obese dude with a headset. No, no, you’ve got to earn street credit both at the buffet and on the gridiron. For most, the latter of such remains the final hurdle (not literally, that would be ugly.)
But with Toledo’s big win last weekend over Michigan at [...]

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Hugh Hefner has a new set of girlfriends: 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon. Turns out, though, these girls are extra naughty. They were arrested in Florida for felony aggravated battery back in January.
TSC in no way condones that type of behavior and usually finds female fighters a turnoff. But, um, well, check out these photos. [...]

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