Some people love puppies and some love cats,
They may love shoes or they may love hats.
Cars and things and tools and cash,
Bars and rings and pools and ass.
But one thing we know is on Anna Kournikova’s mind,
Is a box full of balls under her behind.
Entries Tagged as 'Would You Beat?'
Anna Kournikova loves balls
November 18th, 2008 · 1 Comment
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ASU Tempe 12 model doesn’t know the difference between trident, shocker
November 6th, 2008 · 3 Comments
Arizona State’s trident hand sign has been around for a long, long time. But it’s not hard to confuse it with the shocker sign. You know, two in the pink, one in the stink.
It can be pretty arousing when a hot Sun Devil flashes the trident sign, because you can imagine what can happen if [...]
Tags: Phoenix · Would You Beat?
Patriots cheerleader kicked off squad for doodling penis, swastikas
November 6th, 2008 · 1 Comment
UPDATE: We’ve uncovered two more exclusive photos of this class act.
She’s young. She’s hot. She’s athletic. She’s . . . anti semitic?
Caitlin Davis was recently kicked off the New England Patriots cheerleading squad for photos that were found on Facebook. When one of her friends passed out drunk — presumably with his shoes on [...]
Tags: Boston · NFL · Would You Beat?
Who knew Lubbock had this level of sexiness
November 3rd, 2008 · No Comments
In honor of Texas Tech’s monumental win Saturday that rocked the city of Lubbock, the fine folks at Gunaxin.com have provided an in-depth analysis of . . . the sexiest ladies from that small ass town in the middle of Texas.
But stop. Don’t judge a town by its size. There’s plenty of cushion to go [...]
Tags: College football · Texas · Would You Beat?
Chase Utley’s World Series jersey is really, really, really hot
October 27th, 2008 · 1 Comment
The Philadelphia Phillies are up 3-1 in the World Series, but as far as we’re concerned, they’ve already won, thanks in large part to this extremely rare, Chase Utley jersey.
For a starting bid of $79.99, Utley said he will sign this jersey and put it up on e-Bay for five days.
The hard part will be putting [...]
Tags: MLB · Philly · Would You Beat?
Pacman Jones’ 6-year-old kid causes chaos at Chuck E. Cheese, makes it rain on ‘dem hoes
October 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment
The entire Jones family is in bad shape right now. Pacman Jones was recently suspended — again — for at least four games. Meanwhile, his son is not doing so well, either.
Frogger Jones, 6, recently “made it rain” at a Chuck E. Cheeses, after breaking into a ticket machine. Chaos erupted to the point [...]
Tags: NFL · Would You Beat?
Fat Coaches Association enshrines newest member
October 14th, 2008 · 3 Comments
The Fat Coaches Association (FCA) doesn’t just accept any obese dude with a headset. No, no, you’ve got to earn street credit both at the buffet and on the gridiron. For most, the latter of such remains the final hurdle (not literally, that would be ugly.)
But with Toledo’s big win last weekend over Michigan at [...]
Tags: College football · NFL · People of character · Phoenix · TSC Investigates · Would You Beat?
Karissa and Kristina Shannon are bad girls, but we’d still beat
October 10th, 2008 · 5 Comments
Hugh Hefner has a new set of girlfriends: 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon. Turns out, though, these girls are extra naughty. They were arrested in Florida for felony aggravated battery back in January.
TSC in no way condones that type of behavior and usually finds female fighters a turnoff. But, um, well, check out these photos. [...]
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