Alex Rodriguez denied the fact that he had an affair with Madonna. Whether he was boinking her or not, though, she’s gonna benefit from his generosity.
According to the New York Daily News, Stray-Rod is going to be giving Madonna’s charity, Raising Malawi, “at least $500,000.”
But that’s not he strangest thing.
The Yankee will almost [...]

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ESPN pulled a Roger Clemens. No, it didn’t misremember. It was caught in a cheating scandal.
The Disney-owned ESPN has asked its local affiliates to stop airing an ad for AshleyMadison.com, an online dating site that promotes cheating on significant others. “Life is short. Have an affair,” is the site’s trademarked slogan. Scaaaaaandalous.
The president of the [...]

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A-Rod’s estranged wife desperately needs to update her MySpace page.
Granted, there’s always a chance that it could be fake, but C-Rod leads us to believe this page is legit, based on personal photos like the two former lovebirds in Santa caps, baby pictures, and even A-Rod blowing out birthday cake candles.
But the stale page, last [...]

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Holy. Shit.
This is Madonna after she walked out of a Kabbalah Center in NYC. Observations about this photo:

A-Rod must have been utilizing the brown bag technique. Or even plastic.
And he was running around on her? Is he fucking stupid?
She looks like trailer park trash.
Ever heard of a brush?
Please don’t eat the children.

Shamless Plug: Celebrate A-Rod’s [...]

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Welcome to another installment of TSC’s Who’s Not Now. We’ve created the bracket of 16 athletes and figures of the sporting world who took the wrong paths in life and now must face humiliation on this blog. We’re breaking them down. You decide Who’s Not Now.
No. 4 Tim Donaghy, future inmate vs. No. 13 Alex Rodriguez, tabloid [...]

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The best shaved heads in sports (FanIQ)
Brandon Jennings has agreed to play in Italy (LA Times)
The most attractive people who went to the ESPYS (With Leather)
Why A-Rod left the All-Star game so early (The Sports Hernia)
The East Carolina football team trains with kegs (Busted Coverage)
A visit to the ESPN The Mag studios (You Been Blinded)
Snoops’ [...]

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It may have been premeditated; or it may have just come up in the shuffle.
But either way, it’s pretty damn funny that the DJ at the 40/40 Club introduced everybody to A-Rod’s party with Madonna’s song playing in the background.
Also through the power of TMZ, Stu Scott weighs in on defends his fellow athlete posse [...]

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You go to the ball park to see a baseball game, right?
Nine against nine. One ball, one bat and three bases. Baseball is still America’s past time, isn’t it?
Apparently baseball is just a way to pass time at Major League stadiums. The real attraction these days are the gimmicks: The Bobbleheads, the Dodger Dog, the slide [...]

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