ASU Sucks t-shirt: click here.

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David Hasselhoff has some “Hoffspring” at the University of Arizona, joining Charles Barkley and Scott Boras as celebrity U of A fathers. But don’t ‘hassle the hoff’s’ daughter, because he’s That Cool Dad with her fellow classmates.
And no longer is Hasselhoff a Wildcat football “VIRGIN!!!!!!”:

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I woke up this morning by a buzzing cell phone located somewhere among 50 red cups. The text message, from my father, read “70-0? Is that for real?” It was for real, quite possibly one of the most lopsided scores in college football over the weekend.
And you thought a 64-minute rain delay in the fucking [...]

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Lost the Arizona Cardinals starting quarterback spot to Kurt Warner.
Lost the Arizona Cardinals starting quarterback spot to someone old enough to be his Uncle.
Realized he would probably even lose the Arizona Cardinals starting quarterback spot to these little kids.
Debuted the ‘Dangerous Elbow’ move that would put him on Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen.
Determined not to [...]

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It’s our first day back to school. Time to hit the books. We’ll look toward former Wildcat Amanda Beard for motivation.

Noteworthy: The freshmen class of 2012 looks fine. Resist those 3 a.m. Papa Johns craves and you might still be hot come Thanksgiving.

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Amidst the disturbing recent news that the Pac-10 Poon has not updated its site since March, we’d like to thank Hotdog & Friends for picking up the baton.
They kicked off the weekend — and countdown til Aug 30, the much, much, much anticipated start to college football season — with a Pac-10 preseason poll that [...]

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The Princeton Review released its list of top party schools today, proving once again its writers have absolutely no idea what really goes on at schools.
Why They Suck:

First off, how anyone can gauge a meter of “bigger” party school than others is absurd. Obviously, the bigger schools have bigger parties; that’s just standard math. Jokeshow [...]

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One of the more intense poon fights came during the Arizona-Oregon football game last fall. The best part: ESPN captured it all within a matter of seven seconds real-time. And thanks to the YouTube machine, we can analyze, discuss and debate in slow motion:

We’re going to have to be unbiased and take Oregon in this [...]

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