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September 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

ASU Sucks t-shirt: click here.

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Tags: Announcements

Matt Leinart just . . .

August 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Lost the Arizona Cardinals starting quarterback spot to Kurt Warner.
Lost the Arizona Cardinals starting quarterback spot to someone old enough to be his Uncle.
Realized he would probably even lose the Arizona Cardinals starting quarterback spot to these little kids.
Debuted the ‘Dangerous Elbow’ move that would put him on Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen.
Determined not to [...]

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Tags: NFL · People of character · Phoenix

Barry Bonds just wants to do another keg stand

August 10th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Barry Bonds is a walking oxymoron.
The all-time MLB home run king graduated from Arizona State with a degree in criminology, and 22 years later, his legend is marked with an asterisk for being a criminal and illegally taking steroids, allegedly.
And even though he’s a season removed from playing in the Big Leagues and is an unofficial free agent — [...]

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Tags: Dumbass · MLB · People of character · Phoenix · Who's Not Now

West Coast Bias: Pac-10 schools ranked by babes

August 8th, 2008 · No Comments

Amidst the disturbing recent news that the Pac-10 Poon has not updated its site since March, we’d like to thank Hotdog & Friends for picking up the baton.
They kicked off the weekend — and countdown til Aug 30, the much, much, much anticipated start to college football season — with a Pac-10 preseason poll that [...]

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Tags: Other NCAA · Would You Beat?

Clothing optional for ASU trackletes

August 1st, 2008 · No Comments

Oh what a national champion can get away with these days . . .
Your NCAA indoor track national champions are apparently livin’ up the champagne, and can do no wrong in Tempe.
And with the women’s hardware comes the men’s hard-on in this edition of our regular feature, “Better Know An Athlete.”
As pictured, courtesy of TheDirty.com, [...]

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Tags: Better Know An Athlete · Other NCAA

The Princeton Review still doesn’t know anything; The Sports Culture ranks your top 20 party schools

July 28th, 2008 · 40 Comments

The Princeton Review released its list of top party schools today, proving once again its writers have absolutely no idea what really goes on at schools.
Why They Suck:

First off, how anyone can gauge a meter of “bigger” party school than others is absurd. Obviously, the bigger schools have bigger parties; that’s just standard math. Jokeshow [...]

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Tags: Phoenix · Top Party Schools

ASU baller Ty Abbott enjoys pattycake

July 28th, 2008 · No Comments

On the field, we see our favorite athletes do what they do best — perform under the lights. But what about the other 22 hours each day? Like you and I, they’re human and do weird stuff off the field, too.
These lights are camera flashes. These stunts are real. This is TSC’s “Better Know An [...]

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Tags: Better Know An Athlete · College hoops · Not Quite Sure · Phoenix

Courtney Simpson: Would You Beat? (with poll!)

July 22nd, 2008 · 1 Comment

The Sports Culture would like to test drive our new Would You Beat Approval System on none other than the pride of Arizona State — Courtney Simpson!
Simpson is a retired porn star that has appeared in over 250 films. Most notably, Simpson was involved in, “a possible infringement of trademarks and intellectual property over Simpson [...]

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Tags: Phoenix · Would You Beat?

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