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Lost the Arizona Cardinals starting quarterback spot to Kurt Warner.
Lost the Arizona Cardinals starting quarterback spot to someone old enough to be his Uncle.
Realized he would probably even lose the Arizona Cardinals starting quarterback spot to these little kids.
Debuted the ‘Dangerous Elbow’ move that would put him on Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen.
Determined not to [...]

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Barry Bonds is a walking oxymoron.
The all-time MLB home run king graduated from Arizona State with a degree in criminology, and 22 years later, his legend is marked with an asterisk for being a criminal and illegally taking steroids, allegedly.
And even though he’s a season removed from playing in the Big Leagues and is an unofficial free agent — [...]

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Amidst the disturbing recent news that the Pac-10 Poon has not updated its site since March, we’d like to thank Hotdog & Friends for picking up the baton.
They kicked off the weekend — and countdown til Aug 30, the much, much, much anticipated start to college football season — with a Pac-10 preseason poll that [...]

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Oh what a national champion can get away with these days . . .
Your NCAA indoor track national champions are apparently livin’ up the champagne, and can do no wrong in Tempe.
And with the women’s hardware comes the men’s hard-on in this edition of our regular feature, “Better Know An Athlete.”
As pictured, courtesy of TheDirty.com, [...]

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The Princeton Review released its list of top party schools today, proving once again its writers have absolutely no idea what really goes on at schools.
Why They Suck:

First off, how anyone can gauge a meter of “bigger” party school than others is absurd. Obviously, the bigger schools have bigger parties; that’s just standard math. Jokeshow [...]

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On the field, we see our favorite athletes do what they do best — perform under the lights. But what about the other 22 hours each day? Like you and I, they’re human and do weird stuff off the field, too.
These lights are camera flashes. These stunts are real. This is TSC’s “Better Know An [...]

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The Sports Culture would like to test drive our new Would You Beat Approval System on none other than the pride of Arizona State — Courtney Simpson!
Simpson is a retired porn star that has appeared in over 250 films. Most notably, Simpson was involved in, “a possible infringement of trademarks and intellectual property over Simpson [...]

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