Do you like balls? I mean do you reeeeeeally like balls? Do you like ‘em in your mouth?

Soft ‘N Chewy or Hard ‘N Crunchy, if balls are your bag — yes, your ball bag — then the 26th annual Testicle Festival in Rock Creek, Montana may be just the thing for you!

The Rock Creek Lodge, just outside of Clinton, Montana, is the home of the original “sac” lunch. It runs from July 30-Aug. 3 this year.

It’s a great alternative to the Olympics.

Some won’t bring themselves to eat Rocky Mountain Oysters and some just love the big, meaty balls. If you’re in the latter group, this event has every accommodation for you. If you get balls-to-the-walls hammered, there’s a shuttle to cart you around.

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According to NBC Sports’ Buzzer Beater, which was filmed way before the Celtics won it all, Boston’s success throughout the playoffs was all a conspiracy. The hosts of the show, Matt Stroup — who looks like he’s 12 — and Tiffany Simons — who is surely to give Matt Stroup funny feelings in his pants — laid out four reasons as to why Boston had the advantage over Los Angeles.

1. Create a diversion using the Celtics Dancers.

It’s hard to tell whether Boston really has the advantage here, as we discussed with our Celtics Dancers/Laker Girls Scouting Report. Some say the Laker Girls are sexier and more distracting. Others say that a booty shaker clad in green causes more cases of A-D-D. It’s really a toss up. The winner of this diversion could go either way. Kinda like Tila Tequila.

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