Blame second-hand roid rage. Call it Bonds on Bonds. Either way, there’s really no explanation required — TheDirty has obtained a few less-than-parent-friendly photos of Shikari Bonds, daughter of the home run king*, feeling a little loose with the Smirnoff vodka and Jack Daniels.

Our intelligence also tells us she can’t be older than 15 years old max — this USA Today article in 2006 says she’s 12 years old.

(Hey Matt Leinart, can we get an age check, isle five?)

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Terrell Owens got flack for not answering phone calls from the NFL, which was trying to set up a random drug test last week. Was it just a coincidence that the phone calls came on the same day that Owens agreed to a contract extension with the Cowboys worth a guaranteed $13 million?

Once he was able to get to the phone, he passed the test and has reportedly never failed a drug test before.

But maybe it wasn’t just the contract extension that was keeping TO busy. Now we really know where TO was and why he couldn’t get to the phone. He was chillin’ with his boy Barry Bonds, who is currently out of a job and can’t pass a drug test.

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