The Dirty received a few photos of your American League West champs hanging out with their wangs out.
We guess winning the division a month ahead of schedule gives you time to grab random chicks’ tits when hanging out together. (At least, Mike Napoli took advantage of the situation)
Napoli, Jared Weaver, Lackey, and Adam Kennedy can [...]

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Editor’s Note: The infamous Michael Fitzpatrick is reporting from the University of Georgia. 
ATHENS, Ga. — Here’s how you know you’re in the south — when people are excited about bow season. For those unfamiliar with the term, it means being able to hunt animals with a bow and arrow.
And on Saturday, while the Georgia football [...]

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Rays Nation, welcome to the AL East pennant race. Please, don’t eat nuts and pose with that oddball red beer bottle. Attempt to become true fans and actually watch the games. That is all.
Sincerely,
The American League

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When Padres pitcher Chris Young took a line-drive to the nose off the bat of Albert Pujols, everyone cringed. The same thing with Nick Blackburn last June, Bryce Florie in 2000 and Fresno’s Tanner Scheppers in 2007.
We’ve just named a few. There are many, many more pitchers who have taken line drives to the face. And [...]

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Manny Ramirez got a haircut between Wednesday’s and Thursday’s games against the Phillies but his barber was the one who cleaned up the best. Though Ramirez was “within the rules of cleaning it up a little bit,” according to Dodgers skipper Joe Torre, his locks still make him look like:

The cousin of Medusa
A Bob Marley [...]

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When you’re at a baseball game with two teams that are a combined 29 games out of first place — Oakland and Kansas City — there really is no point to go inside the stadium. Especially when you have parking lot entertainment like this.

Please notice the skill of this dude. He kept his dog and [...]

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The Madison Mallards had this brilliant idea of having Gary Coleman pinch hit for the team to lead off the game. The publicity stunt went south, though, when Coleman was playfully ejected from the game for having too much pine tar and corking his bat. It was uncomfortable and awkward and would have been 100 [...]

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It’s been a yearly ritual in Boston since 2003 to devote a day’s worth of ink to Anti-Manny propaganda. Unlike Patriots Day in Massachusetts — an annual holiday held each April — nobody can quite precisely pinpoint this recent phase.
The Red Sox first put Manny on waivers in 2003, sparking an outrageously opinionated war between [...]

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