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Angels love the over-the-shoulder-bolder-holder

September 15th, 2008 Reezy No comments
    If you win the AL West, you receive permission to perform the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder

If you win the AL West, you receive permission to perform the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder

The Dirty received a few photos of your American League West champs hanging out with their wangs out.

We guess winning the division a month ahead of schedule gives you time to grab random chicks’ tits when hanging out together. (At least, Mike Napoli took advantage of the situation)

Napoli, Jared Weaver, Lackey, and Adam Kennedy can also be seen below.

Rally Monkeys Unite!

Would you beat?

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Redneck Nation preps for ‘bow’ season

September 10th, 2008 Reezy No comments

Confederation! Fuck yeah!

Editor’s Note: The infamous Michael Fitzpatrick is reporting from the University of Georgia. 

ATHENS, Ga. — Here’s how you know you’re in the south — when people are excited about bow season. For those unfamiliar with the term, it means being able to hunt animals with a bow and arrow.

And on Saturday, while the Georgia football team is beating down the ’Cocks, we know where junior first baseman Rich Poythress will be: up in a tree, waiting for that perfect shot, as his Facebook status states, “Saturday is bow season!”

It’s unfortunate that his boy, (former Georgia shortstop) Gordon Beckham was drafted by the White Sox, because I’m sure the two would have had a ball up in a tree somewhere.

Hardcore Tampa Bay fans prep for playoffs:

September 2nd, 2008 Reezy No comments

Rays Nation, welcome to the AL East pennant race. Please, don’t eat nuts and pose with that oddball red beer bottle. Attempt to become true fans and actually watch the games. That is all.

Sincerely,

The American League

Too close to home plate

August 28th, 2008 Trance 1 comment

When Padres pitcher Chris Young took a line-drive to the nose off the bat of Albert Pujols, everyone cringed. The same thing with Nick Blackburn last June, Bryce Florie in 2000 and Fresno’s Tanner Scheppers in 2007.

We’ve just named a few. There are many, many more pitchers who have taken line drives to the face. And it’s never, ever funny.

Unless, of course, that batter is swinging with a garbage can and the pitcher’s tossing a yoga ball. At that point, when the comebacker strikes, it’s freaking hilarious!


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Manny Ramirez needs to get a new barber

August 16th, 2008 Trance No comments

Manny Ramirez got a haircut between Wednesday’s and Thursday’s games against the Phillies but his barber was the one who cleaned up the best. Though Ramirez was “within the rules of cleaning it up a little bit,” according to Dodgers skipper Joe Torre, his locks still make him look like:

  • The cousin of Medusa
  • A Bob Marley imposter
  • A dirty bum
  • A damn woman

The weird thing is that Ramirez went hitless in the game after he cut his hair. This comes after Torre said: “He haunts me with this. He says every time he gets a hit, it’s the hair. I say it’s the ability.”

Maybe it’s the hair after all. But whatever it is, his barber is getting paid for doing very little work.

Rapping drunk guy better than A’s/Royals any day

August 7th, 2008 Trance No comments

When you’re at a baseball game with two teams that are a combined 29 games out of first place — Oakland and Kansas City — there really is no point to go inside the stadium. Especially when you have parking lot entertainment like this.

Please notice the skill of this dude. He kept his dog and his Miller Light in his left hand — sacrificing a dry bun, no less — to keep his rap hand free. And that’s important.