If you win the AL West, you receive permission to perform the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder
The Dirty received a few photos of your American League West champs hanging out with their wangs out.
We guess winning the division a month ahead of schedule gives you time to grab random chicks’ tits when hanging out together. (At least, Mike Napoli took advantage of the situation)
Napoli, Jared Weaver, Lackey, and Adam Kennedy can also be seen below.
Editor’s Note: The infamous Michael Fitzpatrick is reporting from the University of Georgia.
ATHENS, Ga. — Here’s how you know you’re in the south — when people are excited about bow season. For those unfamiliar with the term, it means being able to hunt animals with a bow and arrow.
And on Saturday, while the Georgia football team is beating down the ’Cocks, we know where junior first baseman Rich Poythress will be: up in a tree, waiting for that perfect shot, as his Facebook status states, “Saturday is bow season!”
It’s unfortunate that his boy, (former Georgia shortstop) Gordon Beckham was drafted by the White Sox, because I’m sure the two would have had a ball up in a tree somewhere.
Rays Nation, welcome to the AL East pennant race. Please, don’t eat nuts and pose with that oddball red beer bottle. Attempt to become true fans and actually watch the games. That is all.
We’ve just named a few. There are many, many more pitchers who have taken line drives to the face. And it’s never, ever funny.
Unless, of course, that batter is swinging with a garbage can and the pitcher’s tossing a yoga ball. At that point, when the comebacker strikes, it’s freaking hilarious!
Manny Ramirez got a haircut between Wednesday’s and Thursday’s games against the Phillies but his barber was the one who cleaned up the best. Though Ramirez was “within the rules of cleaning it up a little bit,” according to Dodgers skipper Joe Torre, his locks still make him look like:
The cousin of Medusa
A Bob Marley imposter
A dirty bum
A damn woman
The weird thing is that Ramirez went hitless in the game after he cut his hair. This comes after Torre said: “He haunts me with this. He says every time he gets a hit, it’s the hair. I say it’s the ability.”
Maybe it’s the hair after all. But whatever it is, his barber is getting paid for doing very little work.
When you’re at a baseball game with two teams that are a combined 29 games out of first place — Oakland and Kansas City — there really is no point to go inside the stadium. Especially when you have parking lot entertainment like this.
Please notice the skill of this dude. He kept his dog and his Miller Light in his left hand — sacrificing a dry bun, no less — to keep his rap hand free. And that’s important.
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