Rays Nation, welcome to the AL East pennant race. Please, don’t eat nuts and pose with that oddball red beer bottle. Attempt to become true fans and actually watch the games. That is all.
Sincerely,
The American League
Hardcore Tampa Bay fans prep for playoffs:
September 2nd, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: MLB
Iowa C.C.C. president endorses mini keg
August 26th, 2008 · No Comments
Robert Paxton, shown at right helping Sweet Sue get her drunk on with a mini keg, is your average college president. He only wants what’s best for the students of Iowa Central Community College, even as they get shitty on this July 4 at West Lake Okoboji.
Now, this wouldn’t be such a bad thing if [...]
Tags: Dumbass
College bars about to get that much hotter
August 19th, 2008 · 1 Comment
My jaw dropped upon reading this headline. Then, a pissed off face immediately took over, as I felt ripped off and screwed over.
But after a few minutes of rational thinking: a large grin.
Giggidy.
The headline, “Cut drinking age to 18, college presidents urge,” gave us more mixed emotions than a junior high school girl’s P.E. locker [...]
Tags: TSC Investigates
Update: Wii axes ‘Beer’ in Beer Pong; kids will still get silly
July 9th, 2008 · No Comments
“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.” — Mark Twain
For those lacking in the Drinking Buddies category, Nintendo is set to quench your thirst with virtual beer pong for the Wii, as we reported.
However, a recent name change from “Beer Pong” to “Pong Toss” will allow for everybody — Fathers, mothers, aunts, uncles, sisters, [...]
Tags: Not Quite Sure
John Daly beats Kid Rock in this round of ‘Who’s more redneck?’
June 26th, 2008 · 1 Comment
When John Daly and Kid Rock got together to be part of a celebrity pro-am golf tournament in Grand Blanc, Mich., yesterday, everyone was aware of what could possibly happen. But nobody could have scripted what actually happened in a more festive and redneck manner.
Here’s what might have been said as John Daly and Kid [...]
Tags: Not Quite Sure
Like the span of a pregnancy, the Finals are finally over
June 19th, 2008 · No Comments
I’m getting a drift that people are sick of the NBA. So let’s span the globe for other PM delights.
Harsh words over the airwaves: “We’ve done our homework on guys like Adam Dunn and there’s a reason why we don’t want Adam Dunn.” (National Post).
Derek Jeter, most overrated player, according to new SI poll? (NY [...]
Tags: Roundup
Dirty water cup no longer: Beer Pong to hit the Wii World
June 13th, 2008 · 3 Comments
I’m not much into video games, but I just learned that Wii will soon have a beer pong game. And since I am part of The Sports Culture, where we bring you coverage “from stadiums to hotel rooms with athletes and red cups,” I just might get into video games a bit when this game [...]
Tags: Not Quite Sure
Score a goal, drink beer!
June 11th, 2008 · No Comments
In almost any country in the world, scoring a goal in the game of soccer - er, futbol - can bring you hours, days, months or even years of fame.
But could it bring you a lifetime supply of beer?
Oh, yes it can. A Vienna brewery is promising a lifetime supply of free beer to any [...]
Tags: Not Quite Sure

