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Thank God Alicia Sacramone was left out of this.

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Fell during her routine in the Women’s Floor Exercise Final in Beijing.
Did her best impression of Apollo Anton Ohno.
Fell because of a lack of oxygen and an abundance of smog in Beijing.
Spanked herself.
Is testing out a new Olympic sport for 2012: Breakdancing, aka the Chinese Mattress Mambo.
Bent over for Shawn Johnson and Nastia Liukin, figureatively [...]

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Ping pong has never been very exciting unless Forrest Gump was playing it or if it was called beer pong. But like many other “sports” that don’t take a lot of athletic ability, it cracked its way into the Olympics.
The table tennis gurus have finally realized that sex sells and want players to dress sexier. And [...]

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Some people — mainly bloggers and Legos enthusiasts — have way too much free time on their hands. And we love them for that.
Introducing the Beijing Olympics, in the form of Legos.
Go inside for more photos of the Lego Olympics.

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Through careful scientific study and precise photo comparison, TSC reader Randy R. has come to the conclusion that USA Golden Boy Michael Phelps is actually the giant from Tim Burton’s film, Big Fish.
Some believed that Matthew McGrory was the one who took on the role of the big man. But McGrory passed away at 32 [...]

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It doesn’t even matter that Usain Bolt is not American. That he is a representative of Jamaica is a moot point.
When he crossed the finish line — check that, 20 meters before he crossed the finish line, when he opened up his arms and started thumping on his arrogant chest — I was literally embarrassed. [...]

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Currently in this photo:

CP3 whispers to Kidd: “Duuude … this is where amazing happens.”
LeBron and ‘Melo are playing in a zone right now … and we’re not talking about defense.
Dwight Howard gets to sneak in a whack attack. As long as it isn’t in a library.
White kid in the front row: FANTASY!!!

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