According to NBC Sports’ Buzzer Beater, which was filmed way before the Celtics won it all, Boston’s success throughout the playoffs was all a conspiracy. The hosts of the show, Matt Stroup — who looks like he’s 12 — and Tiffany Simons — who is surely to give Matt Stroup funny feelings in his pants — laid out four reasons as to why Boston had the advantage over Los Angeles.
1. Create a diversion using the Celtics Dancers.
It’s hard to tell whether Boston really has the advantage here, as we discussed with our Celtics Dancers/Laker Girls Scouting Report. Some say the Laker Girls are sexier and more distracting. Others say that a booty shaker clad in green causes more cases of A-D-D. It’s really a toss up. The winner of this diversion could go either way. Kinda like Tila Tequila.
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Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past few days, you’ve probably seen Barack Obama’s throwback jersey floating on multiple Web sites. For 60 bones, you can be as fresh as this senator once was when he rocked a ‘fro and beat his opponents to the rim with a fake right, and a quick jolt left.
Whether you want Obama to be our next president or not, he beats all other presendents and president hopefuls in sports coolness points already. Don’t believe me? Once you take a look at his competition, you’ll see the needle jump to the red on his freshness o’meter.
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bel·i·chick·y adjective [bel-e-CHIK-ee] : an athletes’ or coaches’ bland, emotionless response to questions at press conferences, denying reporters any insight or valuable quotes; also : degrading the value (if any at all) of a press conference to absolutely zero.
“We don’t think about it too much, I’m sorry to be Belickicky. But we don’t think about it too much to be honest with you. It’s not something we focus on as players. Its more talked about outside of our circles more than it is inside.” — Kobe Bryant, founder, June 11, 2008 on NBA refs and calling fouls.
Belichicky : derived from legendary New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick, after spending his career making awkward moments at press conferences with one-word answers.
Countries of origin: Los Angeles, California, United States. Boston, Massachusetts, United States.
According to NBC Sports’ Buzzer Beater, which was filmed way before the Celtics won it all, Boston’s success throughout the playoffs was all a conspiracy. The hosts of the show, Matt Stroup — who looks like he’s 12 — and Tiffany Simons — who is surely to give Matt Stroup funny feelings in his pants — laid out four reasons as to why Boston had the advantage over Los Angeles.
It’s hard to tell whether Boston really has the advantage here, as we discussed with our Celtics Dancers/Laker Girls Scouting Report. Some say the Laker Girls are sexier and more distracting. Others say that a booty shaker clad in green causes more cases of A-D-D. It’s really a toss up. The winner of this diversion could go either way. Kinda like Tila Tequila.
