Brett Favre coming back: Are you pro or con?
Here’s what Hitler has to say about it.

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GREEN BAY, Wisc. (TSC) — The Brett Favre School of Communications will now offer Faxing as a major. This comes just recently after the school added its latest major, Texting.

Running, Passing, and Playing could very well be the expansion agenda as the fall semester nears closer, which await the approval of the Green Bay Department of Education.

The Favre School of Communications was the latest target of an academic integrity scandal; the NFL believed Favre used a communication device that did not belong to Favre after the school temporarily shut down.

Favre will await word from the Green Bay Packers, whether they’re interested in enrolling. After all, Favre spent the last month schooling the entire league.

Related: A recent Favre ‘03 alum used her Texting bachelors of arts degree to save her life. True story.

Brett Favre’s Adventures in 2008 might be the longest, most drawn out dramatic story in recent sports history.

(Well, besides SpyGate, Tim Donoghue, Michael Vick’s dog fighting, Roger Clemens’ epic fall…. ah hell who am I kidding? We’re numb to these kinds of stories)

So numb, in fact, ESPN could open a new network devoted to all this crap we’ve been force-fed over the past 16 months.

Now, with Favre’s most recent twist of fate, the former current Vikings backup quarterback might call out Green Bay’s bluff(?) of forcing Favre to be a backup quarterback for Aaron Rogers (who could be just as — if not more — neglected than Vick’s dogs.)

“It’s tempting just to, as everyone said, you know, call their bluff or whatever,” Favre said. “I think it’s going to be a circus in itself already, whether I go there, whatever.” [ESPN]

Our new era of communication often goes misused by the generation that just missed the cut-off.

Brett Favre is a prime example of those awkward 38-year-olds trying out the whole Blacktooth Blueberry terminology.

It’s sometimes downright comical when the two eras intertwine, like if Favre were to, oh let’s say, send a text message to the Green Bay Packers amidst a highly sensitive subject of whether to return to the NFL from retirement or not.

Now this comes from someone who has been dumped by a girlfriend through a text message: don’t send valuable information through your cell phone keypad. It downright diminishes the value of whatever was talked about, whether that be a relationship, in my case, or free agency status, in Favre’s case.

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You can be Urkel or you can be Juliet’s Romeo. You can be LeBron or you can be Poindexter. You can ace your tests or you can party late. You can rock white Ts or Lacoste Polos.

Or you can do all of the above. That would make you a Nerdy McFly.

Nerdy McFly? Isn’t that some sort of comic book?

No, it’s an ideology all about balance. You can be smart and you can be cool at the same time. If you’re laughing, it’s because you’re not a Nerdy McFly yet. You don’t understand.

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