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Research shows that when a straight male takes off his shirt in a room with large sweaty men, it’s a lot less exciting than when it happens with sexy dancers.
Big Baby, we’ve seen your man-boobs already before, drenched in champagne with dudes. But that’s not how a World Champion should roll. Why not provide a [...]

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Sure, the Boston Celtics captured the biggest single-season comeback in NBA history this year, but has 2008 already eclipsed the biggest one-year sports turnaround in… Earth history?
Those daunting memories of sports in 2007 are over; Michael Vick is locked up, Tim Donaghy is on his way, Pacman Adam Jones is a good guy again, SpyGate [...]

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How did we all miss this?

This dude put his wife up for trade on Craigslist. We understand it was a huge year for the Boston Celtics, but even TSC’s Boston-based writer B-Roy wouldn’t lend his wife’s cookie to a stranger for two-and-a-half hours of watching sweaty men run up and down the floor. (No worries, [...]

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Fresh off serving her suspension for comparing Celtics supporters to Hitler, Jemele Hill is back with a kiss-and-make-up free-of-controversy-column on how the NBA Western Conference was overrated.
Check that (like Jim Rome interviewing Chris Everett):
The past few Western Conference teams in the Finals have had one very obvious character flaw:
They’ve been softer than John Daly’s midsection.
Woooooahhhhh. [...]

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Heavily-favored bidder Anonymous won another auction for charity this afternoon. This time, defying Earth’s modern day atmosphere, he received a suit that has been wet for over a week.
Such never-dry technology has yet to reached the budget of your common middle-class mankind. It netted $55,000 for The Shamrock Foundation, the assumed laboratory of never-dry technology.
The [...]

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1986.
Lil Wayne was six years old the last time Boston won an NBA Finals Championship. YouTube was negative 19 years old. Gas was 4,207 percent less expensive. I wasn’t even born. (But I bet Don Imus was still a douchebag.)
As I digress, let’s relish our new era of technology and remixes on the YouTube machine. Who’s [...]

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BOSTON — In its sixth parade since 2001, Boston finally hosted a victory lap without the previously accustomed miserable February afternoon or dreary October skies from Patriots and Red Sox rolling rallies. None of that — just 75 degrees and enough sunshine to give Brian “Albino” Scalabrini a second-degree sunburn. (Wait… Actually, I didn’t even [...]

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