The Baylor football team has won just eight of its last 65 games on the road. Eight. Ocho. Snowman.
Succeeding eight out of 65 even sucks in baseball. That would equal a .123 batting average.
Not that anyone with any connection to Baylor would be able to do that kind of math. Jerry Hill, the editor of [...]

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It’s been three days since the massacre that Ohio State endured and already so-called “Buckeye fans” have jumped on the “FIRE TRESSEL” Bandwagon through forums and blogs. If your team eats shit game after game after game and the only bowls you’re seeing on a regular basis are the ones you eat your cereal out [...]

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Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin is an educational whore, much like our friend and Red and Black sports editor Michael Fitzpatrick. Fitz has been to seven different schools in as many years, something that Palin nearly accomplished in college, when she attended six schools in six years.
This comparison has absolutely no relevance unless you think about luck of each [...]

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I woke up this morning by a buzzing cell phone located somewhere among 50 red cups. The text message, from my father, read “70-0? Is that for real?” It was for real, quite possibly one of the most lopsided scores in college football over the weekend.
And you thought a 64-minute rain delay in the fucking [...]

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Just in the nick of time for college football season, the fine folks at HideYourBooze.com have now given millions of college coeds the ability to maintain a steady buzz throughout the entire game.
Traditional pregaming methods required the human body to absorb borderline-alcohol-poising levels of booze just to stay drunk ’til halftime. True story: at last [...]

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Robert Paxton, shown at right helping Sweet Sue get her drunk on with a mini keg, is your average college president. He only wants what’s best for the students of Iowa Central Community College, even as they get shitty on this July 4 at West Lake Okoboji.
Now, this wouldn’t be such a bad thing if [...]

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My jaw dropped upon reading this headline. Then, a pissed off face immediately took over, as I felt ripped off and screwed over.
But after a few minutes of rational thinking: a large grin.
Giggidy.
The headline, “Cut drinking age to 18, college presidents urge,” gave us more mixed emotions than a junior high school girl’s P.E. locker [...]

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College football season is right around the corner and that means it’s time to get decked out in t-shirts that absolutely bash your school’s rival into submission. We started with our anti-ASU shirt but Shame-U has many, many more for the biggest rivalries in the nation. Many of them are downright hilarious.
What’s really funny, though, is [...]

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