We know that Brett Favre’s 33 touchdown passes last season meant that Wrangler donated 3,300 pairs of jeans to boys and girls assisted by the Brett Favre Fourward Foundation.
What we just discovered is that this little douchebag didn’t get any. And that pisses him off. So he made a parody commercial making fun of Favre’s Wrangler commercial.
Dear Mr. Chad Javon Ocho Cinco,
We’d like to introduce you to another professional athlete, who, despite getting nation-wide recognition for his great athletic ability, decided to change his name in the name of more publicity and perhaps a few more dollars. That’s right, Mr. Ocho Cinco. You’re not alone.
This was an athlete before your time but legends never die. This was Julius Erving, better known as Dr. J. But what he really wanted to be called was Dr. Chapstick.
Now, this commercial aired in 1981, when you were just 3 years old. But the message remains the same: changing your name in the name of publicity and sponsorship is just plain goofy!
(Via NESWsports)