Research shows that when a straight male takes off his shirt in a room with large sweaty men, it’s a lot less exciting than when it happens with sexy dancers.

Big Baby, we’ve seen your man-boobs already before, drenched in champagne with dudes. But that’s not how a World Champion should roll. Why not provide a better scenario like, oh, say, a bar with skimpy Celtics dancers that would do anything to “make the team.”

Shazam! Welcome to July 24, 2008, where anything is possible! (Just ask Michelle Tafoya — KG said so). Big Baby served as a judge in last night’s 2008 Celtics Dancers finals at some sketch-lookin’ bar. (Seriously, that shimmy green light reflecting on the old hardwood makes these dancers looks dirrrty).

Below the jump, some addition pics, courtesy of Boston.com, with a chance for your voice — rate those gals.

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According to NBC Sports’ Buzzer Beater, which was filmed way before the Celtics won it all, Boston’s success throughout the playoffs was all a conspiracy. The hosts of the show, Matt Stroup — who looks like he’s 12 — and Tiffany Simons — who is surely to give Matt Stroup funny feelings in his pants — laid out four reasons as to why Boston had the advantage over Los Angeles.

1. Create a diversion using the Celtics Dancers.

It’s hard to tell whether Boston really has the advantage here, as we discussed with our Celtics Dancers/Laker Girls Scouting Report. Some say the Laker Girls are sexier and more distracting. Others say that a booty shaker clad in green causes more cases of A-D-D. It’s really a toss up. The winner of this diversion could go either way. Kinda like Tila Tequila.

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