[From our sister blog, The Booze Buzz]:
A recent report from Boston College’s independent newspaper claims that authorities there are determined to crack down on student drinking during traditional drinking holidays (you know, Halloween, St. Patty’s Day, Easter, etc). If this trend continues, it could be the scariest thing to come out of BC since Doug [...]
BC Superfans: In defense of our sacred Alcoholidays
September 13th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: Not Quite Sure
EXCLUSIVE: UMass student hit by car, blows a .320 blood-alcohol level at hospital
September 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment
A text message from The Sports Culture’s Amherst bureau: “Craaazy night last night. Roommate got hit by a car. Rushed to Baystate. He blew a .320 in the hospital. What a guy.”
Jesus.
University of Massachusetts student Tim survived the extraordinary this weekend. Granted, surviving a weekend at the Zoo could be considered an accomplishment in itself, [...]
Tags: People of character · TSC Investigates
Iowa C.C.C. president endorses mini keg
August 26th, 2008 · No Comments
Robert Paxton, shown at right helping Sweet Sue get her drunk on with a mini keg, is your average college president. He only wants what’s best for the students of Iowa Central Community College, even as they get shitty on this July 4 at West Lake Okoboji.
Now, this wouldn’t be such a bad thing if [...]
Tags: Dumbass
Rapping drunk guy better than A’s/Royals any day
August 7th, 2008 · No Comments
When you’re at a baseball game with two teams that are a combined 29 games out of first place — Oakland and Kansas City — there really is no point to go inside the stadium. Especially when you have parking lot entertainment like this.
Please notice the skill of this dude. He kept his dog and [...]
Rules don’t concern nor apply to Georgia football
August 4th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Want to measure the level of humiliation that the UGA football team is facing? Look no further than the lede paragraph on their student newspaper’s breaking news story on RedAndBlack.com:
“Another day, another suspension.”
It’s gotten that bad in Athens. Georgia coach Mark Richt has suspended six players from playing in the Aug 30 season-opener (as the [...]
Tags: College football · Dumbass · People of character · douchebags
The Princeton Review still doesn’t know anything; The Sports Culture ranks your top 20 party schools
July 28th, 2008 · 40 Comments
The Princeton Review released its list of top party schools today, proving once again its writers have absolutely no idea what really goes on at schools.
Why They Suck:
First off, how anyone can gauge a meter of “bigger” party school than others is absurd. Obviously, the bigger schools have bigger parties; that’s just standard math. Jokeshow [...]
Tags: Phoenix · Top Party Schools
Rhode Island man blows .491 BAC
July 23rd, 2008 · 1 Comment
This news story reminds me of this YouTube video — a personal favorite of mine.
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — State Police arrested a man early Tuesday whose blood alcohol level allegedly was .491 — more than six times the legal limit — which they believe is the highest ever recorded in Rhode Island for someone who wasn’t [...]
Tags: WTF?
Update: Wii axes ‘Beer’ in Beer Pong; kids will still get silly
July 9th, 2008 · No Comments
“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.” — Mark Twain
For those lacking in the Drinking Buddies category, Nintendo is set to quench your thirst with virtual beer pong for the Wii, as we reported.
However, a recent name change from “Beer Pong” to “Pong Toss” will allow for everybody — Fathers, mothers, aunts, uncles, sisters, [...]
Tags: Not Quite Sure

