Michael Fitzpatrick, the sports editor of The Red and Black — the student newspaper for the University of Georgia — voted Georgia No. 2 in the UWIRE preseason football poll and picked Ohio State No. 1 in the nation. This is a shocker for two reasons: one, he attends Georgia and two, he was virtually the only person in the Milky Way to place Georgia in any spot besides the No. 1 spot. OK, he wasn’t completely alone, but you get the point.
Now, we know Fitz very well. A little too well, actually. We love to give him a hard time and tease him about the fact that he’s attended seven different schools in as many years and that his hair looks like an animal sitting on his head at times. And now we’ve got a buddy (Adam from UWIRE) to help treat Fitz like a human punching bag.
UWIRE — the college version of the Associated Press — has jumped on the Fitz bandwagon to question why he does what he does. Listen closely to the conversation. The UWIRE host takes a few jabs at Fitz, implying that he won’t have any sexual relations with any females during his tenure at UGA, which will last two semesters so that he can keep alive his trend of being an educational whore/transient.
It’s no secret that Michael Phelps has some new admirers that he didn’t have two weeks ago. That includes crushes from ladies all over the planet. Even AT&T has jumped on the bandwagon of love and fanship.
We can guarantee, however, that there are new Phelps Phans that the swimmer wouldn’t touch with a 10-foot poll. This Ms. Piggy look-alike is a good example. What a jewel.
But to answer your question, Ms. Piggy: No, Phelps is not gay. You haven’t seen him with a woman because the only time you’ve seen him in your life is in the past week-and-a-half because you turned on the television (surprise) instead of walking your fat ass on a treadmill and you wanted to tune into what the rest of the world was witnessing.
This dude put his wife up for trade on Craigslist. We understand it was a huge year for the Boston Celtics, but even TSC’s Boston-based writer B-Roy wouldn’t lend his wife’s cookie to a stranger for two-and-a-half hours of watching sweaty men run up and down the floor. (No worries, ladies, B-Roy isn’t married. It was just an example).
Take note that this man requested TWO (2) tickets. He’s giving up Sweet Lady Vagina for them. So he’s either got a super model friend who really digs the Celtics or he’s got a boyfriend who really digs the Celtics.
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Only Fitz would have this kind of luck.