Wimbledon is very boring, and therefor, so is this weekend in sports. Here’s a free sample of the lack of activity:

• Gilbert ‘takes one for the team’ financially, and suddenly, wants in on the Obama ticket. (Mr. Irrelevant)
• Tyson Gay, the outstanding U.S. tracklete, was carted off the track, a la Paul Pierce circa 2008. (Fanhouse)
• Everything is bigger in Texas… except for high school athlete’s testicles. (SbB)
• Tampa Bay alters its baseball team… again. No devil, just penis. (SbB)
• Here’s a babe for the weekend. (Uncoached)