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A brief message to ESPN, Ted Thompson

August 7th, 2008 Reezy No comments

Thanks for wasting 31 days of my life.

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Hitler will be happy Favre is back with the Packers

August 4th, 2008 Trance No comments

Brett Favre coming back: Are you pro or con?
Here’s what Hitler has to say about it.

Thanks to Epic Carnival.

Manny can also spell Favre, find the live camera

July 31st, 2008 Reezy No comments

Gathering the day’s news while wondering if a Bill Belichick sex tape exists (Or maybe it’s just a walk through) . . .

  • Step 1: Write about ESPN goddess Erin Andrews. Step 2: Be a jackass. Step 3: ???? Step 4: Success! (Awful Announcing)
  • Breaking: Manny can spell (see picture, right)
  • Breaking: USC Football is now gayer. Someone please tag Pete Carroll in this picture on Facebook. (With Leather)
  • Snoop D-O-double-G and Les Miles are BFFLs. (SPORTSbyBROOKS)
  • Can I haz cheezecake!?!? (Sox Monster)
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Brett Favre expands horizons, uses fax machine

July 29th, 2008 Reezy No comments

GREEN BAY, Wisc. (TSC) — The Brett Favre School of Communications will now offer Faxing as a major. This comes just recently after the school added its latest major, Texting.

Running, Passing, and Playing could very well be the expansion agenda as the fall semester nears closer, which await the approval of the Green Bay Department of Education.

The Favre School of Communications was the latest target of an academic integrity scandal; the NFL believed Favre used a communication device that did not belong to Favre after the school temporarily shut down.

Favre will await word from the Green Bay Packers, whether they’re interested in enrolling. After all, Favre spent the last month schooling the entire league.

Related: A recent Favre ‘03 alum used her Texting bachelors of arts degree to save her life. True story.

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Favre set to play in a chess match of epic proportions

July 15th, 2008 Reezy No comments

Brett Favre’s Adventures in 2008 might be the longest, most drawn out dramatic story in recent sports history.

(Well, besides SpyGate, Tim Donoghue, Michael Vick’s dog fighting, Roger Clemens’ epic fall…. ah hell who am I kidding? We’re numb to these kinds of stories)

So numb, in fact, ESPN could open a new network devoted to all this crap we’ve been force-fed over the past 16 months.

Now, with Favre’s most recent twist of fate, the former current Vikings backup quarterback might call out Green Bay’s bluff(?) of forcing Favre to be a backup quarterback for Aaron Rogers (who could be just as — if not more — neglected than Vick’s dogs.)

“It’s tempting just to, as everyone said, you know, call their bluff or whatever,” Favre said. “I think it’s going to be a circus in itself already, whether I go there, whatever.” [ESPN]

Ending the week on a weak roundup

July 11th, 2008 Reezy No comments

A quick roundup before the weekend. Coverage from Fenway resumes on Saturday.

  • After Brandon Jennings paved a new path, Arizona coach Lute Olson will pave his own. [Daily Wildcat]
  • Favre itching for a favor. [Fanhouse]
  • The Boston stripper that claimed she hooked with A-Rod was arrested when the po’ po’ searched her name and found motor vehicle warrants. [Boston Herald]
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