Thanks for wasting 31 days of my life.

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Brett Favre coming back: Are you pro or con?
Here’s what Hitler has to say about it.

Thanks to Epic Carnival.

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Gathering the day’s news while wondering if a Bill Belichick sex tape exists (Or maybe it’s just a walk through) . . .

Step 1: Write about ESPN goddess Erin Andrews. Step 2: Be a jackass. Step 3: ???? Step 4: Success! (Awful Announcing)
Breaking: Manny can spell (see picture, right)
Breaking: USC Football is now gayer. Someone [...]

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GREEN BAY, Wisc. (TSC) — The Brett Favre School of Communications will now offer Faxing as a major. This comes just recently after the school added its latest major, Texting.
Running, Passing, and Playing could very well be the expansion agenda as the fall semester nears closer, which await the approval of the Green Bay Department [...]

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Brett Favre’s Adventures in 2008 might be the longest, most drawn out dramatic story in recent sports history.
(Well, besides SpyGate, Tim Donoghue, Michael Vick’s dog fighting, Roger Clemens’ epic fall…. ah hell who am I kidding? We’re numb to these kinds of stories)
So numb, in fact, ESPN could open a new network devoted to [...]

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A quick roundup before the weekend. Coverage from Fenway resumes on Saturday.

After Brandon Jennings paved a new path, Arizona coach Lute Olson will pave his own. [Daily Wildcat]
Favre itching for a favor. [Fanhouse]
The Boston stripper that claimed she hooked with A-Rod was arrested when the po’ po’ searched her name and found motor vehicle warrants. [...]

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Our new era of communication often goes misused by the generation that just missed the cut-off.
Brett Favre is a prime example of those awkward 38-year-olds trying out the whole Blacktooth Blueberry terminology.
It’s sometimes downright comical when the two eras intertwine, like if Favre were to, oh let’s say, send a text message to the Green [...]

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You can be Urkel or you can be Juliet’s Romeo. You can be LeBron or you can be Poindexter. You can ace your tests or you can party late. You can rock white Ts or Lacoste Polos.
Or you can do all of the above. That would make you a Nerdy McFly.
Nerdy McFly? Isn’t that some [...]

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