We get the concept: You don’t want to miss any of the game. And with the way the USC football team is playing this season, who could blame the Trojan faithful?
But it’s gotten ridiculous. Fans can now text their food and beverage order into the concession stand, supposedly so they don’t miss any of the game.
But here’s [...]

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The Buckeyes only scored three points on the scoreboard, but they scored pretty close to a perfect 10 on this tailgating party bus.
Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin’ everywhere!

Sure, this guy holding the camera is a tool, but how about the ladies?

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The Baylor football team has won just eight of its last 65 games on the road. Eight. Ocho. Snowman.
Succeeding eight out of 65 even sucks in baseball. That would equal a .123 batting average.
Not that anyone with any connection to Baylor would be able to do that kind of math. Jerry Hill, the editor of [...]

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It’s been three days since the massacre that Ohio State endured and already so-called “Buckeye fans” have jumped on the “FIRE TRESSEL” Bandwagon through forums and blogs. If your team eats shit game after game after game and the only bowls you’re seeing on a regular basis are the ones you eat your cereal out [...]

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Tom Brady going down took the majority of fantasy football players, bent them over and fucked them in the butt without lube. Most would say it felt like a splintery broomstick that was snapped in half.
Need more incentive to give up on fantasy football for the rest of the season? Watch this:

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. . . with the exception of yesterday’s most important match up, in what felt like yet another BCS National Championship game in the sense that:

Ohio State lost
ESPN had two sideline reporters and the College Gameday crew at the game
An excessively long halftime
The nostalgic pregame and postgame coverage
Ohio State lost
Erin Andrews looked fine (which is [...]

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For those who didn’t feel the ground tremble this afternoon, Charlie Weis was t-boned on the sidelines during the Michigan-Notre Dame game. Sure it’s always funny when fat people fall, but what was found on the internet recently in leu of The Great Fall is just creepy.
Did EA Sports tap into a Charlie Weis voodoo [...]

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Editor’s Note: The infamous Michael Fitzpatrick is reporting from the University of Georgia. 
ATHENS, Ga. — Here’s how you know you’re in the south — when people are excited about bow season. For those unfamiliar with the term, it means being able to hunt animals with a bow and arrow.
And on Saturday, while the Georgia football [...]

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