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Trojan fans exude laziness; text message concession stand orders in during game

September 24th, 2008 Trance No comments

1 Lg coke, 1 bg p-nutz & a dog LOLZ

We get the concept: You don’t want to miss any of the game. And with the way the USC football team is playing this season, who could blame the Trojan faithful?

But it’s gotten ridiculous. Fans can now text their food and beverage order into the concession stand, supposedly so they don’t miss any of the game.

But here’s the kicker. The fans actually DO have to get their asses up and go to the concession stands. It’s not room service at all. When you get to the concession stand your order is supposed to be ready but you still have to stand in line with other text-orderers and then pay for your purchase.

It’s a will-call for food and nothing more. It’s the Fast Pass system for Disney Land. Yeah, it’s a good concept to begin with. But when everyone and their mothers start doing it, the regular lines actually become shorter.

As if Americans needed another reason to text.

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Ohio State’s only highlight from its USC ass-beating

September 22nd, 2008 Trance 1 comment

The Buckeyes only scored three points on the scoreboard, but they scored pretty close to a perfect 10 on this tailgating party bus.

Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin’ everywhere!

Sure, this guy holding the camera is a tool, but how about the ladies?

[ratings]

Baylor prepped for an ass pounding, again

September 19th, 2008 Trance No comments

Daaaa Baylor Bears

The Baylor football team has won just eight of its last 65 games on the road. Eight. Ocho. Snowman.

Succeeding eight out of 65 even sucks in baseball. That would equal a .123 batting average.

Not that anyone with any connection to Baylor would be able to do that kind of math. Jerry Hill, the editor of Baylor Insider, failed to do the simple math and follow the formula of what makes a coherent article or column.

“I love being at home,” he said. “But quite honestly, there’s something fun about going on the road and having everybody wanting you not to do well, and then having the opportunity to do well in those types of environments. To me, it’s very inspiring and very challenging. I like it, and our team will like it. We’re anxious and ready to get on the road and face the world.”

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O-H! I-O! Ohio State fans jump on fire Tressel bandwagon early

September 16th, 2008 Trance 4 comments

It’s been three days since the massacre that Ohio State endured and already so-called “Buckeye fans” have jumped on the “FIRE TRESSEL” Bandwagon through forums and blogs. If your team eats shit game after game after game and the only bowls you’re seeing on a regular basis are the ones you eat your cereal out of, then yeah, petition to fire the head coach.

But this is an elite program that has struggled with other elite programs as of late. That’s what happens when you’re one of the best. You play other great teams and by God, let the best team win.

To the posters on the following forums and blogs: GET OFF OF TRESSEL’s NUTS!

FireJTressel

Bucknuts

TheMaddenlab

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Two weeks in and fantasy football is still effed!

September 15th, 2008 Trance No comments

Tom Brady going down took the majority of fantasy football players, bent them over and fucked them in the butt without lube. Most would say it felt like a splintery broomstick that was snapped in half.

Need more incentive to give up on fantasy football for the rest of the season? Watch this:

The Pac-10 blew on Saturday . . .

September 14th, 2008 Reezy No comments

. . . with the exception of yesterday’s most important match up, in what felt like yet another BCS National Championship game in the sense that:

  1. Ohio State lost
  2. ESPN had two sideline reporters and the College Gameday crew at the game
  3. An excessively long halftime
  4. The nostalgic pregame and postgame coverage
  5. Ohio State lost
  6. Erin Andrews looked fine (which is sorta true for any day that ends in ‘y’)
  7. Students lined up 31 hours in advance.
  8. Ohio State lost
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