When Lil’ Romeo is done with college at USC, maybe he’ll rap in an eloquent manner like this.

When you’re at a baseball game with two teams that are a combined 29 games out of first place — Oakland and Kansas City — there really is no point to go inside the stadium. Especially when you have parking lot entertainment like this.

Please notice the skill of this dude. He kept his dog and his Miller Light in his left hand — sacrificing a dry bun, no less — to keep his rap hand free. And that’s important.

We all know Shaq doesn’t “give a shit” about what he says — that’s why we like him. But last night’s freestyle raps in NYC brought The Big Sahuaro from “Like it” to “Gotta Have it” on our Cold Stone Athlete Appreciation Scale.

The Phoenix Suns center was in the club spitting like he’s done before, but with a twist. He whipped out a freestyle rap aimed directly at his former teammate Kobe Bryant. He smiled often, even though he brought up the subject of Kobe destroying his marriage.

“I’m a horse, Kobe ratted me out, that’s why I’m getting divorced.”

This stems from a comment Kobe made right after he raped that white girl in Colorado.
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