The Lingerie Bowl has managed to grab some headlines over the past couple years by “competing” with the Super Bowl halftime show with, quite frankly, what football fans actually want to see.

But has anyone actually watched it, or dared pay attention to play formations and coaching strategies?

Didn’t think so. But Lingerie Brass just took one step in that direction by implementing more than just a bowl game — an entire fuckin season with a playoff and bowl game, which is more than the NCAA can say.

So in honor of the LFL kickoff (which doesn’t have its schedule out, so rather, in hopes of the LFL kickoff) we’re preparing the season with unprecedented lady-on-lady coverage.

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My jaw dropped upon reading this headline. Then, a pissed off face immediately took over, as I felt ripped off and screwed over.

But after a few minutes of rational thinking: a large grin.

Giggidy.

The headline, “Cut drinking age to 18, college presidents urge,” gave us more mixed emotions than a junior high school girl’s P.E. locker room. Reasoning:

College presidents from about 100 of the nation’s best-known universities, including Duke, Dartmouth and Ohio State, are calling on lawmakers to consider lowering the drinking age from 21 to 18, saying current laws actually encourage dangerous binge drinking on campus.

Which leads us to a 12-part series here on the ‘Culture on the effects of lowering the drinking age to 18. Here’s what our editorial board is planning:

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Not even girls basketball is immune to fights at The Palace.

Just when you thought the WNBA couldn’t get any better . . . IT DID! In tonight’s LA-Deeeetroit basketball match up, Candice Parker abolished a few lines from her non-intentionally-true commercial.

• “Nothing exciting ever happens.” (I guess that fight wasn’t bad).
• “The league has stayed the same for 10 years.” (First fight? Ehh we’ll give her a break).
• “I’m sorry, but you couldn’t pay me to watch women’s basketball.” (Still standing).

BOSTON — In its sixth parade since 2001, Boston finally hosted a victory lap without the previously accustomed miserable February afternoon or dreary October skies from Patriots and Red Sox rolling rallies. None of that — just 75 degrees and enough sunshine to give Brian “Albino” Scalabrini a second-degree sunburn. (Wait… Actually, I didn’t even see him. Can we confirm this?)

But with the hot weather came one of the most unexpected subplots in today’s Boston Celtics NBA Championship victory parade — the emergence of… even hotter women in New England.

Just absolute smoke shows this afternoon, by far the sexiest New England sports fans I’ve ever seen. Sure, typically using the term “New England’s sexiest sports fans” would fare no better than “Northern Canada’s sexiest hairdressers,” but this afternoon was different. Seemed like all the pretty Lakers fans from southern California switched allegiances — we’ve seen this before; why not go both ways? Regardless, it was a huge delightful surprise to the rest of us after spending the past five parades — tough life, I know — in Northface winter parkas. (Side note: At the Patriots’ 2004 parade, I did see a pair of nicely plush pair of tits. Her husband started the “show us your tits” chant).

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According to NBC Sports’ Buzzer Beater, which was filmed way before the Celtics won it all, Boston’s success throughout the playoffs was all a conspiracy. The hosts of the show, Matt Stroup — who looks like he’s 12 — and Tiffany Simons — who is surely to give Matt Stroup funny feelings in his pants — laid out four reasons as to why Boston had the advantage over Los Angeles.

1. Create a diversion using the Celtics Dancers.

It’s hard to tell whether Boston really has the advantage here, as we discussed with our Celtics Dancers/Laker Girls Scouting Report. Some say the Laker Girls are sexier and more distracting. Others say that a booty shaker clad in green causes more cases of A-D-D. It’s really a toss up. The winner of this diversion could go either way. Kinda like Tila Tequila.

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