The LPGA has adopted a new rule stating that members must speak English or they will be suspended, you know, because a woman’s language has so much to do with how far she can hit the ball.
Though we’re all for All-American pride, this is ridiculous. Can you imagine how many MLB players would be suspended from [...]

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So here’s the deal. There was this 11-year-old boy named Allan who was screwing around on a golf course with his buddy. Only his third time golfing, Allan dropped a ball into a hole 150 yards away on one shot. Yeah, that’s an ace. A hole-in-one. The full-court shot of golf.
Funny thing is, the kid [...]

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Laguna Beach was in Florida for the weekend. Well, sorta.
Kristin Cavallari, the star of the MTV reality show Laguna Bitch Beach, aka the stupidest show known to man because it’s filled with high school drama and was only a success because of the hot bitches, took part in the Irie Weekend Celebrity Golf Tournament in [...]

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When John Daly and Kid Rock got together to be part of a celebrity pro-am golf tournament in Grand Blanc, Mich., yesterday, everyone was aware of what could possibly happen. But nobody could have scripted what actually happened in a more festive and redneck manner.
Here’s what might have been said as John Daly and Kid [...]

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The media is clever.
They has us all thinking Tiger Woods was taking a sabbatical from golf until January to get surgery done on his knee. But TSC has learned the truth: Earth’s god of golf is actually in a coma-like state of mind.
Tiger’s “dormant state,” as doctors have begun calling it, is the result of [...]

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You can be Urkel or you can be Juliet’s Romeo. You can be LeBron or you can be Poindexter. You can ace your tests or you can party late. You can rock white Ts or Lacoste Polos.
Or you can do all of the above. That would make you a Nerdy McFly.
Nerdy McFly? Isn’t that some [...]

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Though hilarious, you’ve gotta think that this comic is completely bogus. Tiger can’t get past a windmill? After he whooped Bob Barker’s ass and beat the nose off of the clown in the putt-putt park, even Happy Gilmore learned to get through the windmill.
This gives us an idea. If Happy Gilmore can putt on a [...]

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The pain finally caught up to Tiger Woods.
Just two days after he beat Rocco Mediate in a U.S. Open playoff Monday, it was announced that Tiger Woods will miss the remainder of the season to undergo surgery on his ACL while also rehabbing a double stress fracture on his left tibia.
This comes two months after [...]

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