Bobbi Billard has a very large rack, according to Chickipedia and confirmed by our visual sources. But don’t expect much when it comes from the verbal communication department of Billard’s presence. In fact, the acting in her recent YouTube video (about… umm… sports?) is so bad — and a disgrace to Gonzaga athletics — that we don’t approve in this episode of Would You Beat.

Psych! (Just bring the duct tape).

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Just when you thought the offseason couldn’t get any worse for Georgia . . . a fuckin invasion.

You heard it. Never has a team received so much ink without actually playing a game than the 2008 Georgia offseason.

Sure, the No. 1 preseason ranking should have signaled good things to come, but ever since the promising hype, it’s been a disastrous summer in Bulldog Nation.

UGA has endured eight arrests, multiple suspensions, a season-ending injury to starting left tackle, and one mascot death over the past few months in Athens.

And now, they’re in a ‘conflict’ with Russia!? What’s next? Seceding from the SEC? America? Driving on the wrong side of the road?

Wait . . . ahh shit.

As Charles Barkley would say: “I’m a dumbass.”

via Barstool Sports

The first link roundup post-Greatest US Open In History.

• Speaking of ESPN Instant Classics, how about this one goes down as a ‘09 candidate for the Network TV Hall of Fame? (Deadspin)
• Who pulls out? (of the NBA Draft). (DraftExpress.com).
• [Insert less-than-witty comments on really, really idiotic YouTube video]. (Fanhouse)
• Celtics experience what 92 percent of normal air travelers suffer from. (Boston.com)
• Score one for that creepy ESPN designer that created these odd graphics. (ESPN)
• Meet Curt Schilling Rajon Rondo, former important Boston sports figure, current blogger. (YardBarker.com)

A mere hours after ripping the Lakers’ bench for its funeral-esque excitement level during the Finals, modern day video technology has discovered Ronny Turiaf’s lone attempt at mimicking the liveliness of the Celtics’ bench.

As shown on the YouTube machine, Turiaf throws a towel to an assistant on the baseline as Pierce releases his second free throw shot. (He used the first shot as a practice swing). Only if Pierce had the peripheral vision of a pigeon, then maybe Turiaf’s Towel-Trusting technique would have worked at the professional level. But for now, scientific research shows that Towel-Trusting’s greatest distraction effectiveness peaks at the 4th- and 5th-grade city youth basketball level.

Wait a second…. literally throwing in the white towel? Celtics in 6.