We know that Brett Favre’s 33 touchdown passes last season meant that Wrangler donated 3,300 pairs of jeans to boys and girls assisted by the Brett Favre Fourward Foundation.
What we just discovered is that this little douchebag didn’t get any. And that pisses him off. So he made a parody commercial making fun of Favre’s Wrangler commercial.
Brett Favre AND Jen Sterger? It’s the blockbuster of the century!
In an effort to boost the performance — and of course, ratings — of its game day performance, the New York Jets acquired lil’ miss sassy herself, Jen Sterger, along with one of the greatest signal callers of all time.
As evident by this edition of Would You Beat? the Jets scored big time, on and off the course. There’s no question, though, that Favre will have competition in the looks department. And he’s very sad about this.
Go inside for more pictures of the new face of the Jets (and we don’t mean Favre.)
It’s funny how things work out conveniently around the same time that other things work out. A-Rod is giving to Madonna’s charity just weeks after it was announced that he and his wife, Cynthia, would be getting a divorce, which was right after it was rumored that A-Rod and Madonna were doing the mattress mambo.
Now, news has been released that Brett Favre’s arm is tired in just his fifth practice with the Jets. Sure, Favre is 38, but it’s also bad timing on his part. The Jets recently announced another new member of the team: busty Jenn Sterger.
Now, we’re not the greatest mathematicians in the world. That’s why we’re sports bloggers. But if we do a slight calculation, add a four, carry the one, etc., we get a sum of Favre beating his meat with his throwing hand to the image of Sterger in Jets gear.
Just a coincidence? We think not.