When reading through Rick Reilly’s recent ESPN.com column, my eyes darted straight to the line that said, “Michael Jordan’s girlfriend is scorching.” I wasn’t quite sure what kind of taste Reilly had in women. He certainly doesn’t have any taste in hats.

So I did what anyone would do. I gave my Reebok sneakers three pumps each and jumped onto the train of America – the Google train. What I came up with was a MiamiHerald.com article posted about a month ago. With a little more searching, I came up with some photos of Ms. Yvette Prieto, a Cuban model.

Turns out Reilly’s babe-o-meter hasn’t rusted over. Jordan’s still got game. TSC approves. Do you?

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Our findings all set nicely in a picnic basket, sorted as The Big Three:

• Kobe Bryant, slightly gay basketball player. He got a manicure before Game 2. PS: His wife’s right tit looks funky in the corresponding picture. (The Big Lead) Then again, it’s the same thing Michael Jordan did when he was in his prime. Maybe gay is OK.
• Troy Percival still resorts to the “Your Mom” jokes ever so often — at fans. (Deadspin).
• News item: Man drove around drunk in effort to sober up so his mom wouldn’t be mad at him coming home hammered. Cops booked him for a DUI, and it’s a true story. (Barstool Sports)

Always ensuring a well-rounded education to our readers:

• Arizona’s Jordan Hill on voting: “I’m just gonna leave it to the professionals, I don’t know what’s going on. I ain’t looking at no CNN, no kinda news to see what’s going on, so I ain’t gonna vote.” (GoAZCats.com)
• In effort to compete with YouTube’s “two girls one cup reaction clips,” the newest Red Sox posts his reaction to hearing his name in the MLB draft. Sans the poop. (Red Sox Monster)
• Why athletes go broke, featuring five prime time athletes that abused the shit out of American Express Black card. (Brian Cuban)
• Death, taxes, and Erin Andrews always looking sexy. (Mr. Irrelevant)
• I hate Skip Bayless and so should you. (Deadspin)

And by the way, Luke Walton joined our Facebook group.