Looks like Shaq Diesel got himself a new little car. Literally. It looks like a toy beneath him.
Word on the streets is that Aston Martin contacted Shaq’s publicist asking if he’d like to jump over a speeding car of theirs and put it on the Internet. If he did, they said they’d give it to him for [...]

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ESPN pulled a Roger Clemens. No, it didn’t misremember. It was caught in a cheating scandal.
The Disney-owned ESPN has asked its local affiliates to stop airing an ad for AshleyMadison.com, an online dating site that promotes cheating on significant others. “Life is short. Have an affair,” is the site’s trademarked slogan. Scaaaaaandalous.
The president of the [...]

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Shaquille O’Neal is a very marketable figure — there’s no question about it. But when Shaq-Fu took the stage of a NYC nightclub and told Kobe to tell him how his ass tastes, you can almost be certain he didn’t have a marketing scheme hidden under his sleeves.
But after the rap, vendors of all sorts [...]

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As he came out of a restaurant with his wife, Kelis, Nas was approached by a TMZ.com crew. The rapper sided with Shaq’s rap against Kobe Bryant and jumped straight at No. 24’s throat.
“Shaq is my man, fuck Kobe,” he said. “Shaq is my man. Big up to Shaq.”
These are no new feelings for Nas. [...]

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Kobe Bryant wasn’t in town to hear Shaq tell him to taste his ass. In fact, he wasn’t even in the country.
Right after the Lakers’ were smashed by the Celtics in the NBA Finals, Bryant and his family bolted to Cabo San Lucas to get away from the embarrassment, the media and the paparazzi.
The latter [...]

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We all know Shaq doesn’t “give a shit” about what he says — that’s why we like him. But last night’s freestyle raps in NYC brought The Big Sahuaro from “Like it” to “Gotta Have it” on our Cold Stone Athlete Appreciation Scale.
The Phoenix Suns center was in the club spitting like he’s done before, but with a [...]

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I’m getting a drift that people are sick of the NBA. So let’s span the globe for other PM delights.

Harsh words over the airwaves: “We’ve done our homework on guys like Adam Dunn and there’s a reason why we don’t want Adam Dunn.” (National Post).
Derek Jeter, most overrated player, according to new SI poll? (NY [...]

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Looks like Barstool Sports already printed banner No. 17, and de-facto-Level-10-jynx Dan Shaughnessy already declared it a lock, so why not map out a parade route using the Google Maps machine:

And to your right, the obligatory front-page A1 parade feature photo. Eerily similar to the roles Manny and Dougie played in this photo, use [...]

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