Looks like Shaq Diesel got himself a new little car. Literally. It looks like a toy beneath him.
Word on the streets is that Aston Martin contacted Shaq’s publicist asking if he’d like to jump over a speeding car of theirs and put it on the Internet. If he did, they said they’d give it to him for [...]
Shaq turns down Kobe’s Aston Martin in favor of itty bitty, teeny weenie smart car
August 5th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: NBA · People of character
ESPN can’t handle this cheating love affair anymore
August 5th, 2008 · No Comments
ESPN pulled a Roger Clemens. No, it didn’t misremember. It was caught in a cheating scandal.
The Disney-owned ESPN has asked its local affiliates to stop airing an ad for AshleyMadison.com, an online dating site that promotes cheating on significant others. “Life is short. Have an affair,” is the site’s trademarked slogan. Scaaaaaandalous.
The president of the [...]
Tags: Not Quite Sure
New apparel for all Kobe Bryant haters hits the Internet world
July 7th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Shaquille O’Neal is a very marketable figure — there’s no question about it. But when Shaq-Fu took the stage of a NYC nightclub and told Kobe to tell him how his ass tastes, you can almost be certain he didn’t have a marketing scheme hidden under his sleeves.
But after the rap, vendors of all sorts [...]
Tags: NBA · People of character
Rapper Nas sides with Shaq and says “Fuck Kobe”
June 25th, 2008 · No Comments
As he came out of a restaurant with his wife, Kelis, Nas was approached by a TMZ.com crew. The rapper sided with Shaq’s rap against Kobe Bryant and jumped straight at No. 24’s throat.
“Shaq is my man, fuck Kobe,” he said. “Shaq is my man. Big up to Shaq.”
These are no new feelings for Nas. [...]
Tags: NBA · People of character
Mrs. Kobe has a badonkadonk
June 24th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Kobe Bryant wasn’t in town to hear Shaq tell him to taste his ass. In fact, he wasn’t even in the country.
Right after the Lakers’ were smashed by the Celtics in the NBA Finals, Bryant and his family bolted to Cabo San Lucas to get away from the embarrassment, the media and the paparazzi.
The latter [...]
Tags: NBA · Not Quite Sure · Would You Beat?
Shaq’s Rap: “Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes”
June 23rd, 2008 · 8 Comments
We all know Shaq doesn’t “give a shit” about what he says — that’s why we like him. But last night’s freestyle raps in NYC brought The Big Sahuaro from “Like it” to “Gotta Have it” on our Cold Stone Athlete Appreciation Scale.
The Phoenix Suns center was in the club spitting like he’s done before, but with a [...]
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Like the span of a pregnancy, the Finals are finally over
June 19th, 2008 · No Comments
I’m getting a drift that people are sick of the NBA. So let’s span the globe for other PM delights.
Harsh words over the airwaves: “We’ve done our homework on guys like Adam Dunn and there’s a reason why we don’t want Adam Dunn.” (National Post).
Derek Jeter, most overrated player, according to new SI poll? (NY [...]
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Prepping for another parade: Here comes the rolling rally!
June 17th, 2008 · 2 Comments
Looks like Barstool Sports already printed banner No. 17, and de-facto-Level-10-jynx Dan Shaughnessy already declared it a lock, so why not map out a parade route using the Google Maps machine:
And to your right, the obligatory front-page A1 parade feature photo. Eerily similar to the roles Manny and Dougie played in this photo, use [...]
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