Matt Leinart just . . .
August 25th, 2008
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Lost the Arizona Cardinals starting quarterback spot to Kurt Warner.- Lost the Arizona Cardinals starting quarterback spot to someone old enough to be his Uncle.
- Realized he would probably even lose the Arizona Cardinals starting quarterback spot to these little kids.
- Debuted the ‘Dangerous Elbow’ move that would put him on Dateline NBC with Chris Hansen.
- Determined not to fuck up anymore than he already has professionally.
- Made us think he should probably not be around any underage children (see: ASU coeds).
- Made children who wanted to see a non-Joke Show NFL player unhappy.
- Smelled bacon.