Alex Rodriguez denied the fact that he had an affair with Madonna. Whether he was boinking her or not, though, she’s gonna benefit from his generosity.
According to the New York Daily News, Stray-Rod is going to be giving Madonna’s charity, Raising Malawi, “at least $500,000.”
But that’s not he strangest thing.
The Yankee will almost certainly be shelling away a larger sum to his estranged wife, Cynthia, after their divorce is final.
“They’ve asked him for a million dollars, and I hear he’s agreed to give at least $500,000,” the source confided.
Madonna must be one hell of a “friend.”
Holy. Shit.
This is Madonna after she walked out of a Kabbalah Center in NYC. Observations about this photo:
- A-Rod must have been utilizing the brown bag technique. Or even plastic.
- And he was running around on her? Is he fucking stupid?
- She looks like trailer park trash.
- Ever heard of a brush?
- Please don’t eat the children.
Shamless Plug: Celebrate A-Rod’s life before Madonna with this shirt.
It may have been premeditated; or it may have just come up in the shuffle.
But either way, it’s pretty damn funny that the DJ at the 40/40 Club introduced everybody to A-Rod’s party with Madonna’s song playing in the background.
Also through the power of TMZ, Stu Scott weighs in on defends his fellow athlete posse like Tony Romo, A-Rod and Sir Charles.
Being a professional athlete doesn’t always get you the ladies. The best way to be a poon magnet, apparently, is to wear the American pinstripes. Ryan Parker has created a masterpiece:
Categories: MLB Tags: A-Rod, Alex Rodriguez, Baseball, Derek Jeter, Madonna, new york, poon, roger clemens, Ryan Parker, Song, yankees
Maybe there was some truth in all the scandals pointing to A-Rod’s alleged affair with Madonna.
In the wake of the news that Madonna is saying goodbye to her hubby, the divorce papers for Cynthia Rodriguez and the future home run king are being filed today, just weeks after news hit tabloids that A-Rod and Madonna were, ya know – doing it.
Not only is the divorce explained by the rumored affair, but so is A-Rod’s reason for not participating in the home run derby this week. He said he didn’t want to mess up his swing. Turns out, he got a new swing coach.
A-Rod joins Vanilla Ice, Dennis Rodman and maybe Brittany Spears to check the oil of the woman who’s most famous song is “Like a Virgin.” The 49-year-old also had a relationship with Tony Ward, a bisexual model and porn star, in the 1990s. Madonna swings like a damn monkey in the forest.
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Categories: MLB, People of character, Would You Beat? Tags: A-Rod, Affair, Alex, Baseball, Bisexual, Cynthia, divorce, ella, Madonna, MLB, natasha, Rodriguez, Yankee
Quick shots before you hit the bars:
- Tampa Bay Rays fans begin to develop Us-Against-World attitude. (Barstool)
- Let’s hear it for the New York Yankees and relations with wash-up singers! On deck: A-Rod and Madonna! (NY Daily News)
- What NBA Commish David Stern is brainstorming for future NBA Drafts. (The Sports Hernia)
- MySpace toolboxes don’t even deserve a spot in the shed. (Uncoached)
- Now this is how you pin an opponent in high school wrestling. (The YouTube machine)
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Alex Rodriguez denied the fact that he had an affair with Madonna. Whether he was boinking her or not, though, she’s gonna benefit from his generosity.
