This is the best Michaeled-out video ever made. If Phelps was learning out to moonwalk, too, it would be worth showing on the big screen in New York’s time square.
Props to NESWsports
According this hoochi, Lisa Miceli, she’s the mother of Michael Jordan’s son. The 35-year-old was released from jail Friday after saying she would leave the greatest NBA baller alive.
She was jailed after she kept stalking MJ even after two DNA tests proved that he was the boy’s father. She said she’ll continue to fight to prove that MJ is the 4-year-old’s son, however, in hopes of sucking on the teet of Jordan’s bajillions of dollars.
Question for Jordan if he is in fact this kid’s pops: Why!?!?
You’re Michael Fucking JORDAN! This gal isn’t hideous but she’s got chubby cheeks, streaked hair and a slutty aurora.
Stay strong your royal airness. We’re sure this is just one of thousands of ho-bags who wishes you were their boo.
There are some things that go on in the world that you know about, but sort of just put it on the back burner until you actually get a grasp on the reality of the situation. We know that illegal immigrants come across the US borders but we’re blown away when we see the actual numbers. We know that elephants take massive dumps, but, again, we’re shocked to see the volume (though oddly enough, elephant crap can be recycled).
And, we know that Michael Jordan makes more from Nike that all Nike factory workers combined, but it isn’t eye-popping until we see some numbers or get some reports of the conditions that these workers are exposed to. Nike said Friday that one of its Malaysian factories has violated major worker rights violations, including filthy living conditions, garnished wages and withheld passports of foreign workers.