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. . . Michael Phelps will become Michelle.

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We’ve seen the redneck population embrace the Michael Phelps Lovephest. Now, the Facebook tools want a slice, too. Below is a real-life conversation over the Internet airwaves, after I found this guy post multiple times on Phelps’s Facebook wall. Observe:

We inquire . . .

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Over the past 72 hours, Michael Phelps has racked up a total of 50,000+ Facebook wall posts, with more and more compiling by the second. With so much content to choose from, we ventured into the crowd to find the Mihcael Phelps Facebook Wall Post Of The Day:
Today’s winner is a response to the thousands [...]

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You’ve read why they’re Not the athletes of today, now you must vote for TSC’s second round match-ups of “Who’s Not Now.” Eight athletes remain, you decide who went downhill the longest.
No. 3 Michael Vick vs. No. 6 Pacman Jones.
The beauty of our “Who’s Not Now” contest comes from the ‘Now’ aspect of our analysis. [...]

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When reading through Rick Reilly’s recent ESPN.com column, my eyes darted straight to the line that said, “Michael Jordan’s girlfriend is scorching.” I wasn’t quite sure what kind of taste Reilly had in women. He certainly doesn’t have any taste in hats.
So I did what anyone would do. I gave my Reebok sneakers three pumps each and [...]

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With the NBA Draft just days away, we can pretty much predict the first five-to-10 players to be chosen in the first round. It’s a little bit tougher to determine what kind of endorsement deals the top players will get, but shoe contracts will surely be signed and the biggest restaurant chains will get new [...]

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Why do the baddest dudes always get the most smokin’ babes?
Marcus Vick, the brother of scumbag Michael Vick, was arrested (again) on Friday for driving under the influence, reckless driving, driving with a suspended license and eluding police. His very sexy passenger, Delicia Lenora Cordon was charged with being drunk in public and two counts [...]

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