. . . Michael Phelps will become Michelle.

We’ve seen the redneck population embrace the Michael Phelps Lovephest. Now, the Facebook tools want a slice, too. Below is a real-life conversation over the Internet airwaves, after I found this guy post multiple times on Phelps’s Facebook wall. Observe:

We inquire . . .

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Over the past 72 hours, Michael Phelps has racked up a total of 50,000+ Facebook wall posts, with more and more compiling by the second. With so much content to choose from, we ventured into the crowd to find the Mihcael Phelps Facebook Wall Post Of The Day:

Today’s winner is a response to the thousands of gorgeous women — based on their tiny profile pictures — pouring out the “I love you” and “Marry me” posts to his wall. John Kim of Los Angeles — who, by sheer looks, may have ties to China — doesn’t agree with the sudden onslaught of the Lovephest, as eloquently described in this message:

You’ve read why they’re Not the athletes of today, now you must vote for TSC’s second round match-ups of “Who’s Not Now.” Eight athletes remain, you decide who went downhill the longest.

No. 3 Michael Vick vs. No. 6 Pacman Jones.

The beauty of our “Who’s Not Now” contest comes from the ‘Now’ aspect of our analysis. Just this week, Jones underwent a rebirth in Dallas, making peace at Cowboys camp and fittin’ into the whole ‘Big D Mancrush Club.’ The threesome of T.O., Romo, and Pacman — formally a threesome that gelled together worse than ketchup, mayonnaise, and peanut butter — have showed nothin’ but love down in the Lonestar.

Now, you decide who moves onto the Final Four by voting. Polls close tomorrow at Noon Eastern Time.

When reading through Rick Reilly’s recent ESPN.com column, my eyes darted straight to the line that said, “Michael Jordan’s girlfriend is scorching.” I wasn’t quite sure what kind of taste Reilly had in women. He certainly doesn’t have any taste in hats.

So I did what anyone would do. I gave my Reebok sneakers three pumps each and jumped onto the train of America – the Google train. What I came up with was a MiamiHerald.com article posted about a month ago. With a little more searching, I came up with some photos of Ms. Yvette Prieto, a Cuban model.

Turns out Reilly’s babe-o-meter hasn’t rusted over. Jordan’s still got game. TSC approves. Do you?

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